看笑话学英语55:No Problem没问题
听笑话学英语55:No Problem 没问题
A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. "How can I help you?" asked the stylist.
一个秃头的男人坐在理发店里。发型师问：“有什么可以帮你吗？”
"I went for a hair transplant," the guy explained, "but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I'll pay you $5,000."
那个人解释说：“我本来要去做头发移植，但实在太疼了。如果你能够让我的头发看起来像你的一样，而且没有任何痛苦，我将付给你5000美元。”
"No problem," said the stylist, and he quickly shaved his head.
“没问题，”发型师说，然后他很快帮自己剃了个光头。
英语单词短语学习：
1 transplant
vt. 移植；迁移；使移居
n. 移植；移植器官；被移植物；移居者
vi. 移植；迁移；移居
eg:He was recovering from a heart transplant operation.
他正从心脏移植手术中康复。
短语
to transplant 移植 ; 栽植
Clinical Transplant 临床移植
transplant seedling 移植苗
transplant technique 移植技术
transplant bed 移植床
Mind Transplant 心灵迁徙
Software Transplant 软件移植
Gene transplant 基因移植
transplant v 移植
2 discomfort
n. 不适，不安；不便之处
vt. 使……不舒服；使……不安
eg:Steve had some discomfort, but no real pain.
史蒂夫有些不舒服，但不真疼。
短语
Low discomfort 腰痛 ; 下腰痛
physical discomfort 身体不适
Gastrointestinal discomfort 肠胃不适
Discomfort Scale 修改的不适量表
suprapubic discomfort 不舒服
Discomfort criterion 不舒服标准
Epigastric discomfort 上腹部不适
temporary discomfort 暂时不舒适
gastric discomfort 胃脘嘈杂
3 stylist
n. 设计师；文体学家
eg:Choose a stylist recommended by someone whose hair you like.
选有你喜欢发型的人向你推荐的发型师。
短语
hair stylist 美发师 ; 发型师 ; 美容师 ; 发型设计师
Fashion Stylist 服装造型师 ; 服装造型 ; 形象设计 ; 时装造型师
Stylist Selection 造型师合作系列 ; 造型师互助系列
Makeup stylist 化妆造型师
exhibition stylist 会展设计师
Stylist Musket 天界的特制步枪
SPACE STYLIST 品位空间
Stylist Revolver 天界的特制左轮枪
Stylist Thinks 设计师认为
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