英语笑话笑死人不偿命35:: 学习共同分享（双语)

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学习共同分享

Johnny divided a piece of pie into two pieces, kept the bigger piece for himself and gave the smaller piece to his sister.

强尼把一块派一分为二，把大的留给自己，小的给他妹妹。

"Hey," said his sister, "if I'd divided the pie, I would have kept the smaller piece for myself. "

“嘿，如果是我来分那块派，我会把小的留给我自己，”妹妹说

"Well, that's what you got, so what are you complaining about?"

“你不是分到小块的吗，还抱怨什么呢？”

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