Forty baby thieves
Forty baby thieves
Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities"（《双城记》） and she gave birth to twins" .
"That‘s funny", the second man remarked, "my wife was reading 'the three musketeers' （《三个或强手》）and she gave birth to triplets" .
The third man shouted, "Good God, I have to rush home！"
When asked what the problem was, he exclaimed, " When I left the house, my wife was reading Ali baba and the forty Thieves（《阿里巴巴与四十大盗》）"！！！
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