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- 睡前祷告词 Bedtime Prayers
- Bedtime Prayers Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. “Please God,” she said, “make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy.” Her mother interrupted and said....
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 模仿
- Imitation A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. “Well, sit down and eat your tea,” said his mother. “Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 不用找了
- Keep the Change One sweltering day, I was scooping ice cream into cones and told my four children they could “buy” a cone from me for a hug. Almost immediately, the kids lined up to make...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 追星族
- Starstruck I have been starstruck since I was a little girl, so I was delighted and practically speechless not long ago when I spotted the actor Ernest Borgnine walking in my direction on N...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 只有一次
- Only Once A novice lion tamer was being interviewed. “I understand your father was also a lion tamer,” the reporter queried. “Yes, he was,” the man replied. “Do you actually put...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 臭鼬
- Skunk “We have a skunk in the basement,” shrieked the caller to the police dispatcher. “How can we get it out？” “Take some bread crumbs,” said the dispatcher, “and put down a trail...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 搞错了
- A Mistake An Amercian, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peterexplained that there had been a mistake. “Give m...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 最好的奖赏
- Best Reward A naval officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand. The officer asked how he could reward him. “The best way, sir,” said the deck hand, “is to say nothing about...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 正是士兵
- None Other Than a Soldier As a newly commissinaed infantry lieutenant, I was eager to set an example for my platoon by cleaning my own M-16 rifle. While we were working on the weapons, one...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 真没想到我已经往回跑了这么远!
- I Didn't Know That I Was So Far Back Already！ A big battle was going on during the First World War. Guns were firing, and shells and bullets were flying about everywhere. After an hour of th...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 西点军校
- West Point My father, brother and I visited West Point to see a football game between Army and Boston College. Taking a stroll before kickoff, we met many cadets in neatly pressed uniforms....
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 速度限制
- Speed Limit The British RAF base where I was stationed as part of a contingent of USAF personnel had one narrow road winding through the crowded residential area. After a rash of minor vehi...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 视力训练
- Visual Training The squad were having “visual training”。 One smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. The party was so fa...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 快速反应
- Quick Reaction My battery commander and I were interviewing candidates for a position as reconnaissance sergeant in our artillery unit. The selected soldier needed to have keen eyesight, pl...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 中间战术
- Midway Tactics Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue. The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, “Gigantic Sale！”...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 优缺点
- Midway Tactics Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue. The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, “Gigantic Sale！”...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 太有礼貌
- Too Polite A woman who frequented a small antique shop rarely purchase anything, but always found fault with the merchandise and prices. The manager and her salesclerk took the woman's grum...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 三声口哨
- Three Whistles I promised my girlfriend a gold necklace for her birthday, but when the jeweler quoted a price for one we liked, I let out a long, low whistle. “And how much are they then？”...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 零钱不用找了
- Keep the Change Selling secondhand books at our church bazaar, I got into an argument with a prospective customer. He was interested in buying The Pocket Book of Ogden Nash but claimed it w...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你是怎样来的？
- How Did You Ever Get Here One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. “It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back t...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一个坏印象
- A Bad Impression Six people were travelling in a compartment on a train. Five of them were quiet and well behaved, but the sixth was a rude young man who was causing a lot of trouble to the...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 热与冷
- Chaude and Cold A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. “This is an outrage,” he complained. “The faucet marked C gave me boiling water.” “But, Mo...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The doctor lives downstairs
- “Doctor,” she said loudly, bouncing into the room, “I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me.” He surveyed her from head to foot. “Madam,” he said at length, “I've just three t...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Advice for Kid
- A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or lo...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 孩子的复数竟然是个双胞胎
- Teacher： What is the plural of man，Tom？ 老师：汤姆，“男人”这个词的复数形式是什么？ Tom： Men. 汤姆：“男人们”。 Teacher： Good. And the plural of child？ 老师：答得好。那“孩子”的复数形式呢？ ...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
