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- 英文笑话:Phua Chu Kang
- Phua Chu Kang walked into a bank at World Trade Centre and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Batam （an island near Singapore） on business for two days and needed to borrow $5，00...
2018-12-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑话:Worst First Date
- This was on the Leno show the other night （9-7-99）：Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner told about her first date experience. S...
2018-12-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑话:Big John
- A very small， sickly-looking man was hired as a bartender. The saloon owner gave him a word of warning： "Drop everything and run for your life if ever you hear that Big John is on his way to tow...
2018-12-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑话:Bill, AL and Bill
- Bill Clinton， Bill Gates， and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They`re up in heaven， and God`s sitting on the great white throne. God addressed Al first. "Al， what do you believe in？" ...
2018-12-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Put me into a fighting mood
- Patient： Doctor， what I need is something to stir me up； something to put me in a fighting mood. Did you put something like that in this prescription？ Doctor： No need for that. You will find tha...
2018-12-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Jokes about the Fighting Irish
- Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend Finney. "Did you see the paper？" asked Gallagher...
2018-12-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Amusing Humor about the Irish
- O'Toole volunteered to take care of his numerous children so that Mom could have an evening out. At bedtime he sent the youngsters upstairs to bed and settled down to read. One child kept cree...
2018-12-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Clean Jokes about the Irish
- Murphy said to his daughter， "I want you home by eleven o'clock." She said， "But Father， I'm no longer a child！" He said， "I know， that's why I want you home by eleven." Shamrock MacAndr...
2018-12-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语化后的三字经
- 人之初：At the begining of life. 性本善：Sex is good. 性相近：Basically，all the sex are same. 习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it. 苟不教：If you do not practise all the time. ...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Wife has the last say...
- A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over， weeding flowers from the flower...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Must help the wife
- Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss，” he says， “we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow， and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage， movin...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Loss of voice
- One guy goes to a doctor and says， “Doctor， my wife has lost her voice. What should I do to help her get it back？ “ The doctor replies， “Try to come home at 3 in the morning.”更多 英语笑...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- he’s drunk
- A driver is stopped by a police officer. The driver asks， “What's the problem officer？” Officer： “You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.” Man： “No sir， I was going 65.” Wife： “Oh， Harry. You wer...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A new guy
- A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar： FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST！ So the guy asks the bartender what the test is. Bartender： “Well， F...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- It is still too much
- An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear， went into a shop and asked the shopman： How much this stuff？ Seven dollars， Madam， it is very cheap. The lady said， It is too mu...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- my name is shut..
- One day there were three people.their names were Manners， Trouble， and Shut up.One day they were playing hide and seek. Manners got a tummy ache so he went to the toilet. Trouble was hidding. Sh...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- better grades
- The little boy wasn't getting good marks in school. One day he made the teacher quite surprised. He tapped her on the shoulder and said…… “I don't want to scare you， but my daddy sa...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Could I See Just One?
- A guy goes over to his friend's house， rings the bell， and the wife answers. “Hi， is Tony home？” “No， he went to the store.” “Well， you mind if I wait？” “No， come in.” They sit...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The blondes applauded
- Eleven women were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest. Ten were blonde， one was a brunette. As a group they decided that o...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- a letter black write to white
- Dearwhite，somethingyougottoknow. 亲爱的白种人，有几件事你必须知道。 WhenIwasborn，Iwasblack. 当我出生时，我是黑色的。 WhenIgrowup，Iamblack. 我长大了，我是黑色的。 WhenI'munderthesun，I'm...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Japanese的演绎
- 课堂上，我问外教“Japanese”这个词是怎么造出来的，外教起身拿起粉笔在黑板上写道： Japanese J unks（垃圾） A dults video（色*情电影） P rostitute（婊*子） A ss（蠢驴） N europathy（神经病） E vil（罪恶...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Love You three
- 话说有一名英文不太好的男子，竟然泡上一名洋妞。 一天，情到浓时，该男子用不太好的英文对洋妞女友说：「I Love You！」 洋女听见大喜，说：「I Love You，too！」 那名男子不明所以，竟说：「I Love You，three……！更多...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 最经典的中国式英语
- Good good study， day day up. I'm a scamp，I'm afraid of whom no three no four We are brothers，who and who You are who？？ Give you some color to see see. I brother you are black n...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Overworked
- For a couple of years I ve been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job， but now I ve found out the real reason： I m tired because I m overworked. The population of this countr...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Only when he’s drunk!
- A driver is stopped by a police officer. The driver asks， “What s the problem officer？” Officer： “You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.” Man： “No sir， I was going 65.” Wife： “Oh， Harry. You wer...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
