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- Bad luck finding a place to hide
- A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands， “Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got. I'm so mad， I can't even see straight.” The bartender， noticing that the little man is...
2018-12-09 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Who can say this sentence?
- The Taco Bell Chihuahua， a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says， “Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can ha...
2018-12-09 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Newly issued alcohol warnings
- The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage. ...
2018-12-09 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Reasons to allow drinking at work
- The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely， you may even be able to convince your boss into allowing alcohol. 1. It's an incentive to sh...
2018-12-09 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The customs of an Irishman
- An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin， orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room， drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them， he comes back to the bar an...
2018-12-09 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Female hormones in beer
- Yesterday， scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory， they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that...
2018-12-09 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Want me to paint for you?
- A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and peeling the shells on the candies. Therefore， she needed a new job to support herself. After going around town asking if...
2018-12-09 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- How to get across the river
- A blonde once got lost near a river. She traveled up and down it searching for a way to get to the other side. She tried walking in the shallow part of the river， and she even tried grabbing...
2018-12-09 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Bad computer viruses
- Economic computer viruses INTEREST GROUP ECONOMIST VIRUS - Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units， each of which does practically nothing， but all of which claim to be the most...
2018-12-09 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Telemarketers go away
- How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away 1. If they want to loan you money， tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. Ask， “How long can I keep it？ Do I have to eve...
2018-12-09 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Keeping a high profile in an office
- Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead； everyone wants to talk whenever you're ready. Don't sit down to talk. The acoustics are better the higher you are， and remember t...
2018-12-09 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Fake two dollar bill
- On my way home from the second job I've taken for the extra holiday cash I need， I stopped at Taco Bell for a quick bite to eat. In my wallet is a $50 bill and a $2 bill. That is all of the cas...
2018-12-09 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The copy machine handout
- In most offices， the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One copy repairman had answered question after question for the employees. Finally one day， he just smiled and handed them this s...
2018-12-09 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Who do I look like?
- A married couple sleepily awoke one Saturday morning. The wife rolled over and inquired, "Are you going to mow the lawns today?" The husband replied, "Who do I look like - Jim`s Mowing?" Not being...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Don`t laugh
- A man goes to the doctors and says, "Doctor, I`ve got this problem you see, only you`ve got to promise not to laugh". The doctor replies, "Of course I won`t laugh! That would be thoroughly...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Hard to Believe
- Hard to Believe信不信由你 Dogs and cats, like humans, are either right or left handed. 猫狗和人一样也有左、右撇子之分； The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump! 大象是唯一一...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- I can do nothing......
- A man's wife could not read the thermometer. She took her husband’s temperature with it and gave a call to the doctor. “Dear Doctor, please come at once. My husband's temperature is 63.”The doc...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Who was fighting?
- 谁在打架Who was fighting? Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red? Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight. Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting? ...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一只孤独青蛙的美好未来
- A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know ever...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Spurgeon
- More funny stories are told of Spurgeon than perhaps anygreat preacher．Here is a good one． He was called to the telephone by a friend who said： “Have you read this morning/'s paper？” “Yes...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 得感冒
- During the fight, the boxer swiped the air furiously, but could not hit his opponent. "How am I doing?" he asked the coach at the end of the round. "Well, if you keep this up," replied t...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第一次第二次第三次
- A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquillity* had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of thei...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 当你的朋友来闻花香的时候
- Two Americans laid a wreath (花圈）on a comrade's grave and saw, nearby, a Japanese laying rice on the grave of a countryman. One American asked, "When do you expect your comrade to come and eat...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第四元素
- The Fourth Element Teacher: What are the four element of nature? Student: Fire, air, earth, and…… and …… Teacher: And what? Just think it over, what do you wash your hands with? ...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 武侠招式英文翻译（暴笑）
- 冲灵剑法 GG and MM's soul sword (GG和MM的灵魂之剑 ，听起来好像很熟悉 ) 九阳神功 nine man's power (九个男子的力量) 九阴真经 nine woman'story (九个女人的故事) 九阴白骨爪 nine woman catch...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
