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- All I do is pay
- "My family is just like a nation," Mr. Brown told his colleague. "My wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war, and my daughter is foreign secretary." "...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 如果我是一个经理
- if I Am a Manager One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition if I Am a Manager. All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一个言出必行的人
- A Man of Actions A crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University. “You can have no doubt,” shouted a young man excitedly, “that if the Dean does not take back what he...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Correct
- Teacher: Jimmy, what are the three words which pupils use most often at school? Jimmy: I don't know…… Teacher: Correct. 很对 教师：吉米，学生在学校里经常用的三个字是什么？ 吉米：不知...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Why did it make you late
- Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, “Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream.” “Why did it make you late?” inquired the tea...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- fish say
- What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? "dam!!!" 鱼说 当鱼游进一个水泥墙里面的时候，鱼会说什么? "水坝!!!" NOTE cement wall n. 水泥墙更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Lawyers
- Lawyers A drunk stands up in a bar and shouts, "All Lawyers are scumbags". Another drunk stands up and yells, "Hey, I resent that remark". The first drunk yells. "Why are you a lawyer". "No...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他的耳朵在我的衣兜里
- I Have His Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" "A kid bit me," replied Ivan. "Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" aske...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 新西兰的气候
- The Climate of New Zealand Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand? Matthew: Very Cold, sir. Teacher: Wrong. Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrive...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Englishman
- Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as he was asked. The Englishman re-ent...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Compliment
- "Larry! Come here!" said his furious mother, putting the telephone down, " I've just had a call from Mrs. Harrison about your behavior to her Doris at the school dance last night. You wret...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- To Buy a Video
- Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video. "I'm afraid we can’t afford one," sighed his mother. But on the following day in came Amos, staggering beneath the weight of a bra...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- For the Dog
- The family seated in a restaurant had finished their dinner when Father Called over the waiter. "My son has left quite a lot of meat on his plate," explained Father, "Could you give me a ba...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我一级也没漏
- Mr. Brown was reading his evening paper when there came a tremendous banging down the stairs. He jumped up, ran to the hall, and discovered his schoolboy son sprawled on the floor. "Did you...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Sharing the Apples
- Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. "Share them with your sister," she said. So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started touching into the lar...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- I Hope So
- Neighbour: Do you think your son will forget all he learned at college? Father: I hope so ―― he certainly can't make a living by kissing girls! 我希望如此 邻居：您认为您的儿子会把在大...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Conduct and Courtesy
- Father: The school report gives you a D for conduct and an A for courtesy. How did you manage that? Cuthbert: Whenever I punch someone, I apologize. 品德与礼貌 父亲：学校的成绩单上给你...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Comparison
- Geoffrey says to his father （who is looking at his son's report card）. "So I don’t get the highest marks in the class, do you get the highest salary in the office?" 比较 杰弗里对爸爸说（爸...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Excited Remarks
- Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would always bring forth squeals of delight, accompanied by excited remarks of "Look at that! Look at that! I'm goi...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 怎样才能把口香糖取出来?
- Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, "I'm meetin...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 别说话，让凯特自己讲
- The absent-minded professor shouted: "Kate, come to the blackboard!" Another student says, "Kate is absent, Professor." "Silent! Let Kate speak for herself." 粗心的教授大声地喊道：“凯...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 送给妈妈的礼物
- There was a woman who had three sons. When they had grown up the sons left home went out on their own and prospered years later. Getting back together they discussed the gifts they were able t...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 懂得一门外语的重要性
- A cat and her four kittens ran into a large dog. When the kittens cowered, the cat let out a series of loud barks, scaring the dog away. Turning to her kittens, the cat said, "You see how i...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我想给它一个惊喜
- Lady: I'd like to buy a sweater for my dog. Clerk: What size? Lady: I have no idea. Clerk: Well, why don't you bring in the dog and try one on? Lady: Oh, I can't do that. I want it...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 华盛顿的DC代表什么?
- What does DC stand for? An American teacher asked one of her pupils, "What's the nation's capital?" The reply was "Washington DC" On being asked what the "DC" stood for, the pupils al...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
