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- 我在哪儿
- Where Am I? An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. He saw a farmer working in the field nearby, so he went nearer in his car and asked the farmer, "Excuse me, c...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Half Price
- Jack: My daughter's music lessons are a fortune to me. John: How is that? Jack: They enabled me to buy the neighbor's houses at half price. 中文： 杰克：我女儿的音乐课对我来说就是一笔...
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- A Useful Way
- Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water? Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad. Father: What's that got to do with it? Jack: I forgot to wash the apple. 中文： 爸爸：杰克，你干嘛喝...
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- 凯特的礼物
- A Present Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mom: No, Honey, what? Kate: A nice teapot. Mom: But I've got a nice teapot. Kate: No, you haven't....
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Waste or Save
- Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time? Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven' I? 中文： 父亲：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。难道...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 心不在焉的教授
- The Absent-minded Professor An absent-minded professor was lecturing on anatomy. "To show you more clearly what I mean, I have here a parcel with a dissected frog. I want you to examine...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- God and Grandma
- Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents'. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the younger one began praying at the top of his lungs....
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Teacher and Student
- In class the teacher showed pictures of various birds. Then he asked one of the students, "What kind of bird do you like best, Jack?" Jack thought a moment, then answered, "Fried chicken, s...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A physics Examination
- Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard. The question was: When it thunders , why do we see the lighting first,...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Always Thirsty
- "I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me." "That's terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?" "No, but I am always thirsty!" 中文： 一个男...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Why Howling
- Why Is He Howling Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet. Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot! 中文： 牙医：请你不要再喊了！我还没碰你的牙呢。 ...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Knights & Nights
- Teacher: Why do we sometimes call the Middle Ages the Dark Ages? Betty: Because they had so many knights. 中文： 老师：为什么有时我们称中世纪为黑暗时代呢？ 贝蒂：因为那时有许多骑士。（英文中...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Much Worse
- Much Worse Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch? Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse. ...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看见一只死鸟了吗
- A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning. Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. "Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly. The blonde stops, looks up i...
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- 遇上大麻烦的夜贼
- A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!" ...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 最后的坦诚
- As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was wor...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你的妻子掉出去了
- On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?" To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I h...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 欺骗的代价
- Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones." Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 对不起，这次我买厕纸
- A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up three cans and took them to the check out counter. The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 职场笑话
- Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job. "Why did the foreman fire you?" the friend asked in surprise. "Oh," Peter said, "you know how foreman are. They stand around wit...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- For Father
- A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off. "You look hot, my son," said the cleric. "why don't you rest...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- U married mine
- Little boy: Daddy, I want to get married. Father jokingly said: Oh! Who did you have in mind? Little boy: Grandma. Father: Wait a minute, you did not think I'd let you marry...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 谁的爸爸是最强壮的
- Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it." Bill wasn't impressed, "Well...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Two horses
- Two blondes went to the market. While they were there, they each bought a horse. When they got home, they discussed how to tell their horses apart. They decided to cut the tail off of one. Tha...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Green Side Up!
- A painting cotractor was speaking to a woman about a job. She sad she wanted the first room a pale blue. He wrote it down, went to the window opened it and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP." The...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
