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- 英语幽默小笑话
- One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.Girl: Father, I have sinned.Preacher: What did you do, little girl?Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a son of a Bitch.Preacher: Why? What did he d...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- An Advertisement for Moder
- Tom saw an advertisement in a newspaper for a beautiful modern bicycle which cost ￡50, so he went to the shop to have a look. After examining the bicycle carefully, Tom turned to the shopkee...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A man and a women
- A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Bill is a good student
- Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic, and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily. One day on his way to school Bill passed a frui...
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- When you take a long time
- When you take a long time, you're slow. When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough. When you don't do it, you’re lazy. When your boss doesn't do it, he’s too busy. When you...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- That man knows the future
- Nasreddin was cutting a branch of a tree in his garden. While he was sawing, another man passed in the street. He stopped and said, ‘Excuse me, but if you continue to saw that branch like tha...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 拳击和赛跑
- Boxing and Running Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, "This is a tough world, so I'm teaching my boy to fight." Friend: "But suppose he comes up again...
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- 蝙蝠的问题
- Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "You know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I’ve tried everything――...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Anything you want......
- One day a rich guy was having a party at his house. He was loaded, he had everything; money, a big house in Beverly Hills, drugs, girls, cars, planes; anything he wanted. The guy was also a li...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 真正便宜的东西
- Something Really Cheap After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. “How about some perfume？”he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 勇敢的老鼠
- Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness. The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!" The second says, "Well I'm...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 老师与学生对话
- 1. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS: George! 2. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sent...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- give me some food
- A man was walking through the desert had not eaten for days. He came across a church, went in, knelt at the alter and prayed, "Good God give me some food!" As if by magic a lump of meat droppe...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Dating for Mother
- Dating for Mother When the young waitress in the café in Tom's building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved a...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- We Left Nothing
- Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door: "NOBODY HOME. DON'T LEAVE ANYTHING." When she got back that night, she found h...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 吃醋的妻子
- A Jealous Wife There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him," Great, so now you’ re cheatin...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我的光头日记
- June 2nd Seeing so many baldies (American slang for bald person) in school, I was very tempted to shave my head too. Ever since I was a baby, the only time I was bald was when I was one mon...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- IQ也疯狂--英语脑筋急转弯
- 1. Why is the letter E so sad？ 2. Why is the letter E so important？ 3. What can pierce(刺透) one's ears without a hole? 4. What's the longest word in the world? 5. A police officer h...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A Dog’s Life
- In China, dog ownership is on the upswing. 在中国，养狗族正在增加 Compared to just a few decades ago, now is a good time to be a dog in China. With bans on pet ownership gone, and eating h...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 愚人节，西方流行的恶作剧
- 恶作剧 愚人节的庆祝方式是，拿亲朋好友和同事开玩笑，以此来愚弄他们。由于愚人节不是一个（法定）节日，因此很多人忘了这个日子的含义，把自己弄得毫无防备。最传统的玩笑就是让人白跑腿儿，但现在，花样可能要复杂得多...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 赖狗的智慧之光
- 1.Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.唉！又浪费了一天。 2.Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.千万不要拘束！来打扫厨房吧。 3.Don't bother me. I’m living happily ever after.别打...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 时间对猪有什么意义
- One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a f...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 美军作战条例（搞笑）
- 1.You are not a superman. 你不是超人。 2. If it＇s stupid but works, it isn＇t stupid. 如果一个蠢方法有效,那它就不是蠢方法。 3.Don＇t look conspicuous －－it draws fire.（This is why aircraft...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Only cash and credit cards
- When a man called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room, the clerk told him that the rates depend on room size and number of people. " Do you take children?" the man asked....
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Irish Family Custom
- An Irishman walked into a bar in Dublin. He ordered three pints of Guinness(英国产强性黑啤酒之一种, 其商标名), sat in the back of the room, and drank a sip out of each one in turn. When he fin...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
