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- Computers are male
- Reasons computers must be male They have a lot of data but are still clueless. A better model is always just around the corner. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home. ...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Introduce lawyers
- "You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent. "And you're a liar!" bellowed the opposition. Banging his gavel loudly, the judge interjected, "Now that both attorneys have been...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Stuck under a bridge
- A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爸爸不会喜欢的For Father
- A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off. "You look hot, my son," said the cleric. "why don't you rest...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 笑话:大家都认为我是头
- Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job. "Why did the foreman fire you?" the friend asked in surprise. "Oh," Peter said, "you know how foreman are. They stand around wit...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 嫉妒心超强的妻子 Jealous
- There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Chicken
- Bill's mather was called into the school one day by the principal."We are very worried about Bill,"he said."He goes round all day cluck,clucking." "That is right,"said bill's mother."He thinks...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- No Hero
- A couple of young boys walked into the dentist's offices.One faced him boldly and said,"Doctor,I want a tooth out and I don't want no gas because I am in a hurry." "I must say you are a bra...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Robbing a locked bank
- The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. Wednesday, October 21, 1992 In Annandale, Va....
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Punishment for Gates
- Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Fulfilling their requests
- There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven, he gave them a chance to come back as anything they wanted. The first guy said " I want to come back as myself, but 100...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- New Yorkers arrived
- One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang. walk up to the Pearly Gates. This being a first, St. Peter ran to God and said, "God, there are some evil, thievi...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Clinton is in Heaven
- President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. "Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter. "It's me, Bill Clinton". "What bad things did you do on earth?" Clinton thought a bit and...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The name of your wife
- St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven. "Why do you deserve to pass the Pearly Gates?" he asks one of the men, who had been a butler....
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Each man gives a story
- Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today,...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A forester and lawyer
- A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the pearly gates together. St. Peter greets them at the pearly gates and takes them to the homeswhere they will spend all of et...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Reward for goodness
- Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates. The Lord spoke unto them saying, "I will ask you each a simple question. If you tell the truth I will allow you i...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Filling in for St. Peter
- A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: 'Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret?' 'Yes,' the professor ansvered. 'W...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Pick Heaven or Hell
- One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. P...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Two fools are about to go flying
- Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined up on his arms. After a couple of minutes, they both leap of...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A good chess player
- A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the s...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Two angry neighbors
- Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard. For one whole year Bill ignores the dog. So Bob...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- This is one smart dog
- A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a dog with a basket in its jaws comes pushing through the door. "An' wot's this then?" he asked. The dog knocks the basket s...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A burglar is in big trouble
- A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!" ...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Never talk to the parrot
- Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her with an "after-hours" appointment and since she had to go to work, she told him, "I'll leave...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
