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- 我想他只能患上感冒
- During the fight, the boxer swiped the air furiously, but could not hit his opponent. "How am I doing?" he asked the coach at the end of the round. "Well, if you keep this up," replied t...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爷爷！你用的谁的脑袋？
- A little girl's grandfather had a long beard, but one morning he shaved it off. When he came down to breakfast, the little girl cried, "Grandpa! Whose head have you got on?". 一个小女孩...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 朋友和钱
- A: Which do you find more important, money or friends? B: Friends, of course. A: Why? B: I can always borrow money from friends. A：你认为钱和朋友哪一个更重要？ B：当然是朋友。 A：为...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 妈，你肯定一直都表现很糟
- Mother: "Susie, every time you misbehave, i get another gray hair." Susie: "Gosh, mom, you must have been a terror! Just look at Grandma!" 母亲: "每次你表现不好,我就多长一根白发." ...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 胖男人和瘦男人，谁更礼貌
- A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was the mor...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你必须先把车窗摇上去
- A woman got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her all she had to do was to take it home and blow in the tailpip...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我想安安静静地休息一下
- "May I borrow your record player tonight ?" a man asked his neighbour . "Sure . Do you want to listen to some music?" "No ." he answered ." Tonight I want to have some peace and quiet."...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我已经一天洗三次澡了
- Brown: I'm sorry to see you so unwell. Have you seen the doctor? Smith: Yes, I'm having three baths a day. Brown: What for? Smith: Don't know, doctor's orders. He gave me some medic...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 只要没有家庭作业就可以
- A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to bring in a permission slip in order to take it. A boy handed in his slip and explained to the teacher, "My mom says I can ta...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 再喂他几枚五分镍币
- A mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallowed it .She immediately picked hime up, turned him upside down and hit him on the back, whereupon he coughed up two dimes....
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Just Sew the Buttonhole
- Husband: Did you sew the button on my shirt, darling? Wife: No, dear. I couldn't find the button, so I just sewed up the buttonhole. 丈夫：你给我把扣子缝好了吗，亲爱的？ 妻子：没有，亲爱的。我...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看情况而定
- One day a doctor went to a store and bought a pair of shoes. Before he left the shoes counter, he asked the salesgirl: " How long will this pair of shoes last?" "It depends. If you don t us...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 关于婚姻的幽默：父与子
- Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son. 儿子：爸爸，听说在非洲的一些地方男人在结...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你太晚了
- You Are Too Late On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket. "sorry," he said to the pickpocket, "you are too late. My wife did it before you." 在公共汽车...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- One or Two?
- Customer: Waiter, I've only got one piece of meat in my dish. Waiter:Just a moment, sir and I'll cut it in two. 顾客：服务员，我盘子里怎么只有一块肉？ 服务员：先生，请稍候，我去把它切成两块。更多...
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- 快乐感恩节之趣问妙答
- If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? (Pilgrims) Which cat discovered America? (Christofurry Columbus) Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"? (Beca...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我根本就看不见
- I cannot see it at all After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, g...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 刀和鼓
- Ma: Pa, I don't think the neighbors like the new drum we got Johnny for Christmas. Pa: Why not? Ma: They gave him a knife and asked him if he knew what was in the drum. 妈：他爸，我怎么觉...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 丢失的钱包
- Lost Purse A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm…… That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 谁愚蠢
- Who is Stupid? A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" Little Johnny then stood up. ...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 是他的错
- It's His Fault Billy and Bobby were brothers, and they often had fights with each other. Last Saturday their mother said to them, "I'm going to cook our lunch now. Go out and play in the...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我知道你会帮我
- I knew I could count on you! Smith goes to see his boss in the front office. "Boss," he says: "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Never Mind
- Never Mind A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, even the brake pedal!" he cried out. However, before the p...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Lawyer and Engineer
- A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and the insurance company paid for everything." "That's quite a coincidence,...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The Doctor Knows Better
- A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dea...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
