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- 青出于蓝
- Too Smart for Dad "Young man," said the angry father from the head of stairs, "didn't I hear the clock strike four when you brought my daughter in?" "You did," admitted the boyfriend, "i...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 梦中的幸福
- Happiness in Dream There was a wife who told her husband, "Last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat and a diamond ring." The husband put down his newspaper and said, "Fine! Tonight...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 如此计算
- Good Calculation "I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth." "Twenty dollars! Why, I understood you to say that you charged on ly f...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 怎样在火炉旁找个座位
- How to Get a Seat by the Fire A gentleman came to an inn on a very cold day, and could get no room near the fire. He called to the hostler to fetch a peck of oysters, and give them to hi...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我不想让他了解
- A distinguished clergyman and the elders from his congregation attended an out-of-town meeting that did not finish until rather late. They decided to have something to eat before going to home...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
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- A monastery decided to start a fish and chips store. When the store opened，a client comes in，and asks one of the clerics：are you the fish fryer？Oh，no，the cleric answers，I'm the chip monk！更多 英语笑话...
2019-01-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
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- A court jester is thrown into jail for telling terrible jokes. ~What did he say after the guard locked him up？ O-PUN the door！更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英...
2019-01-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
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- There was a guy who had a job as a vacuum designer. One day，when he came to work，he told his coworker about how his girlfriend has dumped him.“This sucks！”he says. His coworker replies，“well，tha...
2019-01-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
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- Two vultures decided to fly to Florida on an airline. They got on board carrying six dead raccoons，and the flight attendant said，“I'm sorry，but there’s a limit of two carrion per passenger.”更...
2019-01-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
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- A man went into his dentist to see why his dentures kept decaying rapidly on him. The dentist looked at his dentures and remarked，“This is very odd，they look like something‘s been eating th...
2019-01-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
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- An early morning storm produced a strong tornado，which damaged most of the roof of a Pasadena，Texas funeral home. Everyone there was scared stiff.更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小...
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- Q. What is it called when you dream in color？ A. A pigment of your imagination更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大全幽默 笑话...
2019-01-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Pun(16)
- You need two American coins to add up to .30 cents. One of them is not a nickel. Q：What are the coins？ A：One of them is not a nickel，the other one is，a nickel and a quarter.更多 英语笑话、英...
2019-01-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Pun(15)
- There's a robbery at the cereal factory. The robber takes all of the money and then puts a gun to the manager’s head. The robber asks“Any last requests？”and the manager says“LIFE.”（Get it t...
2019-01-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Pun(17)
- There is a robbery at the cereal factory. The robber doesn‘t want any witnesses and there is only one man in the building so he decides to shoot him. The robber puts the gun up to the man’s...
2019-01-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
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- What do you call stinky noodles？ Fedit-cheeni更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大全幽默 笑话...
2019-01-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Pun(19)
- A young apprentice optometrist recently got careless and got his hand caught in the lens grinder. He wasn‘t seriously hurt，but he certainly made a spectacle of himself.更多 英语笑话、英语小笑...
2019-01-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Question / Answer Jokes(1)
- Things To Do In An Elevator 1）When there‘s only one other person in the elevator，tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you. 2）Push the buttons and pretend they give you a sh...
2019-01-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Question / Answer Jokes(2)
- There is a book called Disorder in the Court. These are things people actually said in court，word for word，taken down and now published by court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm w...
2019-01-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Question / Answer Jokes(3)
- 20 Ways To Confuse Trick-Or-Treaters I 1. Give away something other than candy.（Toothpicks，golf balls，bags of sand，etc.） 2. Wait behind the door until some people come. When they get near the...
2019-01-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Question / Answer Jokes(4)
- 20 Ways To Confuse Trick-Or-Treaters II 11. Hand out menus to the trick-or-treaters and let them order their candy. Keep asking if anyone wants to see the wine list. 12. Get a catapult....
2019-01-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Question / Answer Jokes(5)
- Q：What's the definition of mixed emotions？ A：When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大...
2019-01-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Question / Answer Jokes(6)
- Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common？ A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大全幽默...
2019-01-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Question / Answer Jokes(7)
- What did the mayo say when someone opened the refrigerator door？ “Close the door，I'm dressing！”更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大全幽默 笑话...
2019-01-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Question / Answer Jokes(8)
- TEACHER：“Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE？” JOHNNY：“Sir，my Mother and Father got married on the same day，same time.”更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英...
2019-01-04 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
