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- 第一次坐飞机
- Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about air accidents, so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane, Mr. Johnson was...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 买枪
- An American stepped into a gun shop,"Give me the most powerful pistol." "How many bullets do you need?" The American walked to a telephone booth,"Hello. Is that the bank? How many people...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 妻子的回答
- A husband said to his wife, " Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish?" "Well," his wife answered at once." The reason is very simple. God made us beautiful so men would love u...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 美国50个州的爆笑座右铭
- Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity
阿拉巴马州：是的，我们有电! Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
阿拉斯加州：一万一千六百二十三名爱斯基摩人是不会错的! Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 政府机构爆笑英语告示
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史上最牛政府机构英语告示
史上最牛政府机构英语告示英语版 近日，一张名为“史上最牛政府机构英语告示”的贴图在各大网络论坛上热传。发帖者网友“阿喀琉斯之怒”对如何发现这张图和图本身的强悍之处作了...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 武林外传搞笑语录
- 各回各家，各找各妈
Go back home, and find your mom. 老虎不发威，你当我是HELLO KITTY
Tiger doesn't get angry, you think it's HELLO KITTY 额服了you,额尊敬you,额的内心崇拜you
I admi...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话－相亲
- After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 汤姆的借口
- TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". DID YOUR DAD HELP YOU? One day, Tim's mathema...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 汤姆的借口(中)
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老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？
汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校――慢行。" 你爸爸帮你了吗？ 一天，蒂姆的数学老师看了他的作业，发现他全做对了。老师很高兴，同时也十分惊讶。他把蒂姆叫到...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 牛奶姑娘
- The Milkmaid A country maid was walking to the town to sell some milk, which she carried in a pitcher on her head. As she went along, she said to herself, “I have already fifty eggs at hom...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 两兄弟
- Two Brothers Two little boys wanted to ask a favor of their mother. "You ask her," said Paul, age ten. "No," said Roy, age nine, "You ask her, you have known her longer than I have."...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 打电话
- Talking on the Telephone Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while telling them a story. Once he brought a telephone to better illustrate the idea of pra...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 就是我
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It's Me All Right A pretty young lady went to cash a check at a bank. The teller examined it, then asked, "Can you identify yourself? Looking puzzled, the girl dipped into her handbag...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 幽默的故事
- A Humorous Story A man went to see his doctor one day because he was suffering from pains in his stomach. After the doctor had examined him carefully, he said to him, “well, there's nothin...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 在天堂结婚
- Marry in the heaven A young couple was on their way to get married when they had an accident and died. Now they were in front of St. Peter and the young lady asked if they could get married...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 另外那块
- Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that? Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn't...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一只死于压力的龙虾
- A giant lobster, saved from the cooking pot by a fishmonger, has died of stress after being exhibited at an aquarium. Lucky, estimated to be aged around 40, was caught off the Gower Penin...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 幸运的母亲
- A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food whenthere were so many hungry people in the world. One evening, she was giving her small daughterher tea before putting her...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 珍贵的萝卜
- A Precious Turnip Before Louis the Eleventh became king, he used to visit a peasant whose garden produced excellent fruit. After his accession, the peasant brought him as a present a very l...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 小偷和他的母亲
- A young man was caught stealing, and sentenced to death three days later. He wanted to speak with his mother before the execution. Of course this was granted. When his mother came to him...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 莫大的遗憾
- It's a Great Pity Before singing, a famous actor was asking the audience in his hometown. “Have you heard my singing before?” When he received a mixture of responses, he remarked....
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 新婚之夜
- Wedding night, husband deep feeling of say to the wife:"Dear of, I love you, I swear hereafter can't certainly do a sorry your business, if I do, certainly encountering for a day, the thunderc...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 迟到的理由
- Reason of late The teacher asked Tom: "Why did you come to school so late this morning?" "Someone lost one Yuan." answered Tom. "Oh, now I know, you helped him find the money," the te...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 等敏感部位的树叶落了
- A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked woman with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn 't like it and moves on, but the husband keeps looking. The wif...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 可能更糟
- Be Much Worse Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch? Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse....
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
