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- In the front yard of a funeral home，“Drive carefully，we‘ll wait.” In a nonsmoking area，“If we see you smoking，we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.” On a maternity...
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- The following quotes are reported to have been taken from actual Federal（U.S.）employee performance evaluations： -“He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.”...
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- Funny Bumper Stickers
- Funny Bumper Stickers： ・Your kid may be an honors student，but you‘re still an idiot. ・We have enough youth，how about a fountain of Smart？ ・He who laughs last thinks slowest. ・Lott...
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- In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8‘x10 cell. At work you spend most of your time in a 6’x8‘cubicle. In prison you get three meals a day. At work you only get a break f...
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- ・OK，who stopped payment on my reality check？ ・I don‘t suffer from insanity，I enjoy every minute of it. ・Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW. ・Time is the best teach...
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- Minds are like parachutes.they only work when they‘re open Money is like a promise，easier made then kept更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大全幽默 笑话...
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- 1. Crack open your briefcase or purse，and while peering inside ask：“Got enough air in there？” 2. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering：“Shut up，all of you just shut UP！...
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- 1. Ask for last months specials. 2. Place your order in three different languages if you don‘t know any，make them up. 3. When they repeat your order totally change it. Repeat as desired....
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- Tonight on the 6：00 news，a recent poll by“USA Today”showed that 9 out of 10 people said that out of 10 people，1 person will always disagree with the other 9！更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、...
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- - From the interviewee：“I owe a lot to my parents，especially my mother and father.”（Greg Norman） -“There have been injuries and deaths in boxing，but none of them serious.”（Alan Minter） -“J...
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- While W.C. Fields was walking down the street a man came up to him and said，“you‘re drunk.”W.C. Fields replied“you’re crazy，I‘ll be sober tomorrow，but you’ll be crazy the rest of your life...
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- Have you heard about the next planned“Survivor”show？ * 6 men will be dropped on an island with 1 van and 4 kids each，for 6 weeks. * Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or da...
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- “And here‘s Moses Kiptanui，the 19 year old Kenyan，who turned 20 a few weeks ago.”（David Coleman） -“Its a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs”（David Coleman） -“We now have...
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- Bumper sticker seen on a little gray truck in Arkansas： This daughter protected by Double 0 Buckshot！！！更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大全幽默 笑话...
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- It‘s time for all bad spellers to untie. I yell because i care. Is it true that cannibals won’t eat a clown because they‘re afraid they will Taste funny？ Beauty is in the eye of the beer...
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- 1. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity. 2. A few beers short of a six-pack. 3. Dumber than a box of hair. 4. A few peas short of a casserole. 5. Doesn‘t have all his corn flakes...
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- An ardent preacher used to start the day only after reading the first verse he read from the cut open Bible and used it as God‘s daily message to him. One day as usual he cut opened the bible...
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- God grant me the Senility to forget the people I never liked anyway，the good fortune to run into the ones I do，and the eyesight to tell the difference……更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英...
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- 1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 3. 6：00 A.M. is when you get up，not when you go to sleep. 4. You hear your favorite song on an elevator....
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- The Real Meaning of Hotel slogans
- Old world charm……No bath Options galore……Nothing is included in the itinerary No extra fees……No extras Nominal fee……Outrageous charge Standard……Sub-standard Deluxe…...
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- FLORIDA：If you think we can‘t vote，wait till you see us drive. FLORIDA：If you don‘t like the way we count then take I-95 and visit one of the other 56 states. FLORIDA：Relax，Retire，Re-vote. ...
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- He does not have a beer gut；he has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY. He is not quiet；he is a CONVERSATIONAL MINIMALIST. He is not stupid；he suffers from MINIMAL CRANIAL DEVELOPMENT...
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- My brother told me I needed to study more on my gardening. I had a rock garden this year，and one of the rocks died！更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大全幽...
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- You can‘t sit through an entire movie without having at least one device on your body beep or buzz. You think of the gadgets in your office as“friends”，but you forget to send your father...
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- A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said，“Wish you were here.”I'm moving to Mars next week，so if you have any b...
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