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- 英汉幽默故事选读【10】
- What Will Be the Headline When a man in Macon, Ga. , came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident,...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【8】
- Where Do You Want These Blinds A drill sergeant ordered two young female recruits to paint a room in the barracks, stressing that they not get any paint on their uniforms. Doubtful they could a...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【7】
- I'm Going to Let My Chauffeur Answer it A famous scientist was on his way to yet another lecture when his chauffeur offered an idea. "Hey, boss, I've heard your speech many times, I bet I could...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【6】
- We're on That Mountain Over There My son and I became lost while hiking high in the southern Rockies. I immediately went to work with my map and compass to determine where we had gone off cours...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【5】
- An Adult Decision The year before my son turned 18, he constantly pleaded to be allowed to a tattoo, but I refused to sign permission for one. He argued that soon he would be a man and he shoul...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【4】
- What Grade Kristin,, my 17-year-old niece, had just gotten her driver's license and offered to take her mom's car to the gas station. She pulled up to the full-service pumps, and the attendant...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【3】
- The Attraction of the Map Mr. Smith taught English at a school .At the beginning of his lesson, he liked to have one of his students give a report on any subject. When it was Jack's turn, he to...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【2】
- I'll Keep it on My Floor My 16-year-old son, Jeff, is a boy any parent would be proud of ――until you see the floor of his room, covered with layers of clothes, magazines and sports equipment....
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【1】
- Two Tickets Please A young man was in love with a girl. At one weekend, he invited his girlfriend to the cinema. When they were at the ticket box, the young man said to the ticket seller, "Two...
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- 搞笑短信：你的发音很标准
- Can u pronounce good English? Read along: woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, poof, woof, woof, hoof, loof, roof, shoof, Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking. 你的英语发音...
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- 啤酒是洗头用的
- Beer for washing hair Two nuns were shopping and happened to be passing the beer store. One asks the other if she would like a beer. The other nun answered that would be good, but that she wou...
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- 圣灵的感悟
- Word of inspiration Jake had been an observant catholic and was in the hospital, near death. The family called their priest, to be with them. As the priest stood next to the bed, Jake's condit...
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- 头脑清醒五秒钟
- This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5……4……3……2……1…… >Error: No Brain Detected!!! 这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！更多 英...
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- 他是大人物吗
- Tom: My uncle has 500 men under him. Jack: He must be very important. Tom: Not really――he is a maintenance man in a cemetery.更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关...
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- 此处禁止停车！
- 这是一个禁止别人停车的告示，从内容来看属于诅咒类了，不过老外在诅咒别人的时候和我们还是不同的，一起来看看吧 wrath: 愤怒,激怒,猛烈的力量,神谴 shoelace: 鞋带 rabid: 猛烈的,热烈的,急进的,狂怒...
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- “English”的发音决定了我的命运
- 在学校学英语的时候，发音我们都觉得很难，就拿“English”这个单词来说吧，最初它的发音我们都习惯用汉语来标注。 一个同学把他说成“应给利息”，
一个同学把他说成“阴沟里洗”，
一个同学把他说成“因...
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- 跟妈妈一模一样的女朋友
- No matter which girls he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice."Find a girl just like your mother ―― then, she's bound to like her." So t...
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- 我们的浴室关了
- 在美说中式英语: "我们的浴室关了" 我们大学曾经与美国一所大学的学生联欢，大家谈笑甚欢，意犹未尽，便邀请美国学生到我们的宿舍玩。走到半路，其中一个美国女孩问，“Where is the bathroom？”我好不纳闷，她怎么会...
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- 你只是为了让我感到嫉妒
- 你只是为了让我感到嫉妒 Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. "Oh Marie," she said to her maid, "I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary." "I don't believe...
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- 爆笑英语情书
- 爆笑英语情书Dear wang litte girl:亲爱的王小姐： （翻译这句，我可费了不少心思，中文直接用“亲爱的”未免显得肉中有肉，麻中有麻，还是老外开放，一般朋友也可以用dear，这样自己的贼心可以得到满足而又不唐突。“姐...
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- 那个“甜嘴”老公的真相
- 实情 Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. Bernie...
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- 疯人院
- 疯人院（幽你一默） Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!" Another one said, "How do you know?" The first inmate said, "God told me!" Just then, a voice fr...
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- 我因为没做的事而受到惩罚
- Reason of Punishment One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do." The mother exclaimed, "But t...
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- 免费理发
- 一天，理发师给一个牧师理发，做完之后牧师要付钱，理发师不收，说，“你在为上帝工作。”第二天早晨，理发师发现门口有人送了一打圣经。 一个警察又来理发，理发师也没收钱，说，“你是保护大众的。”第二天早晨，理发师发现...
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- 那个男人到底是谁？
- After a long night of passion, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.
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