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- “How are you getting on with your football，Jack？” “Well，Dad，pretty good. The coach said I was one of the team‘s greatest drawbacks！”更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续...
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- A very intelligent boy was fortunate enough to be receiving a far better education than his parents had enjoyed，and his vocabulary far outstripped theirs. One day he came home from school and s...
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- A woman，on meeting a psychologist at a party，made a pitch for some free professional advice.“What kind of toy would you suggest giving a little boy on his third birthday？”she asked. “First...
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- Joan and her neighbor are talking about their daughters，Joan says，my daughter is at the university. She‘s very bright，you know. Every time we get a letter from her we have to go to the dictionar...
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- John and Tony were in the bar，pondering over Tony‘s problems.“Andrea and I want to get married，”said Tony，“but we can’t find anywhere to live.” “Why don‘t you live with Andrea’s paren...
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- The pastor preached about the beautiful kingdom of heaven and asked the congregation“how many of you would like to go to heaven from here？”everybody raised up their hands except a little lad...
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- One evening as she was preparing dinner her 8-year-old son came down to the kitchen and he was crying hysterically. The loving mother bent down and said，“Honey what‘s wrong？”He said，“Mom，I jus...
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- A mother says to her small son who is being mean as usual，“How do you expect to ever get into Heaven？”To this her son replies“I figure I‘ll just run in and out the pearly gates until St. Pet...
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- The other day I was talking to my six-year-old son，Mack. I was getting after him about his behavior. I said to him，“Mack do you know the difference between right and wrong”？He looked perplexed，s...
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- Two grapes go on a date. At the end of the date the boy grape took the girl grape home gave her a kiss and told her that it was their only date. She started to cry and when he asked her if she...
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- The parents of a difficult boy were discussing what to give him for a birthday present. The mother said，“Let‘s buy him a bicycle.” “Well，”said the father，“maybe but do you think it will...
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- After spending all day putting in a new cement walk，Mr. Sullivan was horrified to see his kids using sticks to write their names in it. After screaming viciously at the kids，he came back inside，o...
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- Little Jackie‘s mother was on the telephone with the child’s dentist.“I don‘t understand it，”she complained“I thought his treatment would only cost $20.00，but you have charged me $80.00.”...
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- A small girl sat in front of the television watching a news program on teenage run away.“Mommy，”she asked.“Why do people run away？”The mother thought for a moment about the numerous reasons...
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- My wife decided to meet some of the children residing at our emergency shelter. Realizing that she was the wife of the Development Coordinator，a young child asked if we were husband and wife to...
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- The comments of a young mother：Before I got married，I had six theories about bringing up children. Now I have six children and no theories.更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继...
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- A man was speeding down the highway and a cop pulled him over and gave him a ticket after staring at it he asked，“WHEN‘S THE RAFFLE？”更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续...
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- Two kids talking：“Have you noticed，if you pass your exams everyone says you get your brains from your parents，but if you fail your exams everyone says you‘re stupid.”更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话...
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- Child：Mom！Can I have a piece of your gum（Certs），please？ Mom：Sweetie. This is a breath freshener gum. It might be too strong for you. Child：No it won‘t，Mom. See（while flexing his arm muscles），I have bi...
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- 第一次坐飞机 约翰逊先生从前未乘过飞机，他读过许多关于飞行事故的报道。所以，有一天一位朋友邀请他乘自己的小飞机飞行时，约翰逊先生非常担心，不敢接受。不过，由于朋友不断保证说飞行是很安全的，约翰逊先生终于...
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- The elderly gentleman was obviously enjoying the company of a beautiful young lady in a lively party，when his wife came up to him and said，in an unnecessarily loud voice，“Honey I hope you are no...
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- A child with an apple approached her mother after a meal and asked，“Mummy，mummy please make the apple naked for me.” After being stung by a bee a child told her mother，“The bee kissed me so...
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- 第一次与最后一次 乔治35岁时买了架小型飞机，并开始学习驾驶。不久，他就能很娴熟地驾机做各种各样的特技飞行了。 乔治有个朋友名叫马克。一天，乔治主动邀请马克乘他的飞机上天兜一圈。马克心想，“我乘大客...
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- 钉子还是苍蝇？ 一位视力正在衰退的老绅士住进了一家旅馆的客房。他双手各拿一瓶酒。在墙上有只苍蝇，他误以为是枚钉子。他把两只瓶子朝上一挂，瓶子掉下来摔碎了，酒洒了一地。一个女服务员发现发生的事情以后，对...
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- 其余的事由我负责 一位车上的列车员刚发出信号让火车启动，这时他看见一位很漂亮的姑娘站在站台上一节打开的车厢门旁边，跟车厢里另一位漂亮姑娘在说话。 “快点，小姐！”他喊道：“请把门关上。” “噢，我还...
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