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A Cure for a Headache

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  One day a man went into a chemist's shop and said, Have you anything to cure a headache?“

  The chemist took a bottle from a shelf,held it under thegentle man's nose and took out the cork.The smell was so strong that tears came into the man's eyes and ran down his cheeks.

  “What did you do that for?” he said angrily,as soon ashe could get back his breath.

  “But that medicine has cured your headache,hasn't it?”said the chemist.

  “You fool,” said the man,“It's my wife that has thehead ache,not me!”

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