每日一笑(12.7)
长寿秘诀
Secret For a Long Life
A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?" "I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise." "Wow, that's amazing," says the woman. "How old are you?"
"Twenty-six."
一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇动的小老头。 “我无意中发现，你是多么幸福，”那女士说。“你幸福而长寿的秘密是什么？” “我每天抽三包烟，每周喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且从来不曾锻炼。”
“哦，真神奇，”女士说。“你高寿？” “二十六。”
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