双语笑话 面具
Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party.
Mary: Why was that?
Mike: She wasn't wearing one.
麦克:一次舞会上,当大家要求我姑姑拿掉她的面具时,她非常尴尬。
玛丽:为什么会那样呢?
麦克:她根本就没有带面具。
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