爆笑英语幽默笑话精59:How do You Feel Now你现在感觉如何（英汉双语笑话）
59.How do You Feel Now
59.你现在感觉如何
Tom groaned to the doctor in his school's hospital, "My arm hurts, my stomach hurts, my chest hurts, my neck hurts, my shoulder hurts,and my head hurts."
汤姆呻吟着对校医院的大夫说:“我的胳膊疼，肚子疼，胸口疼，月李子疼，双肩疼，头也疼。”
The doctor examined the patient. She began by tapping the knee with a small hammer to test his reflexes.“How do you feel now?”she asked.
大夫开始给他检查。大夫用一把小锤子敲打他的膝关节看他的反应，“你现在感觉怎么样?”医生问。
"Now my knee hurts，too.”groaned Tom.
“现在我的膝部也疼了。”汤姆呻吟地说。
groan
n.[C]呻吟声;哼声 vi.呻吟
reflex
n.[C}反射;反映
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