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- Double Seventh Festival
- 农历七月初七，俗称“七夕节”，又有说法是“乞巧节”或“女儿节”。 这是中国传统节日中最浪漫的一个。尽管“七夕”的各种传统活动已经消失，但牛郎和织女的浪漫传说却一直流传到现在。 Long long ago, the...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我还不认识她呢
- A couple（一对夫妇） walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench， passionately（动情地） kissing. "Why don't you do that？" said the wife. "Honey，" replied her husband， "I do...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 士兵的高招
- 导读： 乘飞机旅行时，你想找一位美丽的姑娘作伴，该怎么做呢？请看一看这个士兵的高招吧！ Mr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business， and as he was in a hurry， he decided to go by air. He liked si...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 其余的事由我负责
- A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door， talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage. "Come on， miss！" he...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 钥匙还是接吻
- 导读： 一个谐音字闹出的笑话。 A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the United States. After placing quite a number of everyday...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 了不起的收税官
- Little Johnny was playing with his father's wallet when he accidently swallowed a quarter. He went crying to him mum， choking on the quarter. They took him to a doctor， who said that the quarter...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 真正的导盲犬
- A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye dog（导盲犬） that guided him everywhere. He walked into the center of the bank floor， took the dog by the chain， and started swinging him around h...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 比富
- A Russian， a Cuban， an American businessman and an American lawyer were on a train traveling Europe. The Russian took out a large bottle of vodka（伏特加）， poured each of his companions a drink and...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 青蛙的梦想
- A small frog goes to a fortune teller and asks if he is gonna meet a young girl. The teller tells him， “ Yes， you are.” The frog replies， “Where？ In a bar or at a party？” The teller sa...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 报复
- A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back， and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round-trip（往返旅行） ticket ―― If...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 胡萝卜
- How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight？ Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses？更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大全幽默 笑话...
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- 爬光柱
- Two Canadian guys， Mike and Rob were on the roof， laying tile（铺设瓦片）， when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder. "I have an idea，" said Mike. "We'll throw you down， and then...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 超级推销员
- A young guy from Virginia moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager says， "Do you have any sales experience？" The kid says， "Yeah， I was a salesma...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 鳄鱼皮鞋
- A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way（非常地）， but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors w...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 苹果和虫子
- What did the apple say to the worm？ You're boring me. 双关语：bore （v.使烦扰， 钻孔）更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大全幽默 笑话...
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- Mother Not Knowing How to Raise Children
- “Mommy has no idea how to raise children，” said Dingding to his father. “How can you say such a thing？” replied the father. “Well， Mommy always sends me to bed at night when I'm not sl...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A Sense of Achievement
- “Are the slimming exercises doing you any good？” a man asked his beer-bellied（啤酒肚） colleague. “Can you touch your toes now？” “No， I can't touch them，” the other replied， “but I'm beginni...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 还有一些没剪完
- Bill Jenkins worked in a big office in the city， and he often went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. This was against the rules since clerks had to have their hair cut...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 不寻常的爱好
- Alice lived in the country， but one year she decided to visit the capital city to do some shopping and to go sight-seeing. She stayed at a hotel beside the central market. She had seldom been t...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Did You Know Him?
- At a dinner party in the home of friends， our host mentioned his high school alma mater（母校）。 One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice pr...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 儿子的礼物
- Three sons left home， went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together， they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said， "I built a big house...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Frenchmen
- Three guys， an Englishman， a Frenchman and an American are walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish， " sa...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 没有耳朵
- There was a man who was in a horrible accident， and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the amputation（切除；截肢） of both of his ears. As a result of this "unusual" handicap...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- An APB On God
- A couple had two little boys， ages eight and ten， who were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be confident that if any mischief occurred...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Typical Lawyer
- A dog ran into a butcher（屠夫；卖肉者） shop and grabbed（抓取） a roast（烤肉） off the counter. Fortunately， the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The neighbor happened to be a...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
