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- 脑移植
- Brain Transplant A wealthy man lay critically ill. “There's only one thing that will save you,” his doctor said. “ A brain transplant. it's experimental and very expensive.” “Money...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 两颗心脏在跳动
- TWO HEARTS BEATING Nurse： How do you feel after your operation？ Patient： Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me. Nurse： No wonder the doctor who operated on you was l...
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- It depends 看情况
- It depends Traveler： Can I catch the three o'clock train to Toronto？ Ticket agent： That depends on how fast you can run. It left fifteen minutes ago. 看情况 旅行者：我还能赶上3点钟那班...
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- 你爸爸帮你了吗？
- One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his desk and said to h...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 想做坏梦
- Excuse for Speeding Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over. ‘Why on earth were you driving so fast？' the policeman yelled. 'Our brakes are no good-so...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 没把头发全剪掉啊！
- I'M NOT HAVING IT ALL CUT OFF Miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. But this was against the office rules： clerks had to have their hair cut in their...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 超速的理由
- Excuse for Speeding Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over. ‘Why on earth were you driving so fast？' the policeman yelled. 'Our brakes are no good-so...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Buying A Hat
- BUYING A HAT A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one. Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid that she might...
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- 精力旺盛的妻子
- AN ENERGETIC WIFE Neighbor： I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you？ Husband： It was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw my overcoat out of the w...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- CD唱机
- CD Player While shopping for my first CD player, I was able to decipher most of the technicalese on the promotional signs. One designation had me puzzled, though, so I called over a salespe...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 世界上最伟大的击剑手
- The World's Greatest Swordsman At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 浣熊
- Raccoons Part of my job at the state fish and wildlife department is to lend equipment to residents for trapping and relocating raccoons. A man who had been successful at capturing one of t...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Who discovered America
- TEACHER ： PAPPU, go to the map and find North America. PAPPU ： Here it is！ TEACHER ： Correct. Now, class, who discovered America ？ CLASS ： PAPPU！ 老师：帕普，去地图前找到北美洲。 帕普：在这...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一秒钟与一百万
- A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says： “God, what is a million dollars to you？” and God says： “A penny”, then the man says： “God, what is a million years to you？” and God sa...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 奇怪的关系
- Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, “Congratulations, you got twins.” The man said “How...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A POOR MAN!
- “Oh, my poor man,” exclaimed the kind old lady， “It must be dreadful to be lame. But it would be much worse if you were blind.” “You're absolutely right,” said the beggar, obviously an...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- If you love someone
- If You Love Someone Shakespeare： if you love someone, Set her free …… If she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, here's the poison, suicide yourself for her. Op...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 充满智慧的英文短信
- 搞笑短信 Roses are red, violence is blue, …… Someone like you belongs to the zoo！ Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too！ Every morning I pray2 God th...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 上帝不聋但奶奶聋
- God and Grandma Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents'. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the younger one began prayin...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他为什么喊
- Why Is He Howling Dentist： Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet. Patient： I know, but you are standing on my foot！更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我想我是一只鸡
- I think that I'm a chicken Psychiatrist： What's your problem？ Patient： I think I'm a chicken. Psychiatrist： How long has this been going on？ Patient： Ever since I was an egg！ 精神病医...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 盲人摸象
- A Hindoo Fable - by John Godfrey Saxe I It was six men of Indostan To learning much inclined, Who went to see the Elephant （Thought all of them were blind）。 That each by obser...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 搞笑武侠英语翻译
- 九阳神功 nine man''s power （九个男子的力量） 九阴真经 nine woman''story （九个女人的故事） 九阴白骨爪 nine woman catch a white bone（九个女人抓著一个白骨，老外看了还以为会出现召唤兽呢） 神照经 god...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 上海话与英语
- 蹩脚――BILGE，船底污水，引申为肮脏的、下三滥、劣质的 大兴――DASHY，浮华，华而不实，引申为假的、冒牌的、劣质的 肮三――ONSALE，二手货贱卖，引申为垃圾货、形容人的品质低劣 瘪三――BEG SIR，乞丐先生，用...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 是什么让男人走在女人的后面
- Reversal of Roles Barbara Walters did a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War. She noted then that women customarily walked about 10 feet behind their husbands....
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
