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- 充气男娃为单身女司机壮胆
- LONDON （Reuters） - He fits in a car's glove box（手套箱）, appears at a flick of a switch（轻轻地打开）and when a woman has finished using him, she can just pull the plug（塞头）and he deflates（放气）。 He'...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Cheap price for a horse
- After his beloved horse died, a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper like this：“ Horse saddle and bridle for $50.” 一个人衷爱的马死了，他打算在报上登则广告如下：“50元卖马鞍和马缰绳。”...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Which woman?
- One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall. 一天晚上我开着丈夫的车去购物， On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I f...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Health forms
- windshield 挡风玻璃The school health forms had been distributed to the students with an error――the word “Sex” had been spelled with an “o”。 某学校发给学生的健康调查表里有个错别字――...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Importance of a second language
- A cat and her four kittens ran into a large dog. When the kittens cowered, the cat let out a series of loud barks, scaring the dog away. 一天，一只猫妈妈领着4只小猫在路上走，却遇到了一只大狗。...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 潮流的记单词法(搞怪)
- 最潮流的记英语单词法，想忘掉也难 bumpkin 土包子，乡巴老（不bu像map=mp国王king=kin） Humble （过分）谦逊；卑微（就成土Hum包b子了le，human人；人类，女娲用湿的泥土捏成了人，所以hum是可表示三种前缀1.人 2.湿 3.土）...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- to teach a fish how to swim
- 你有听不游泳的？你有听因不游泳而被淹死的事？如果有的，我想和那被人嘲笑了几百年的心天塌下的杞人就有什么差了，必定成人茶余后的笑料。 作一种本能，儿天生就是游泳的，完全适水底生活，如果有人想教儿how to swim，...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The best answer 最佳答案
- A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out？" The winning...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- from America 它们是从美国带来的
- Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counte...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Headstone "Strange"的墓石
- A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it. "Here lies an honest man and a lawyer," re...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 原来如此(中英)
- That's Why Jimmy started painting when he was three years old， and when he was five， he was already very good at it. He painted many beautiful and interesting pictures， and people paid a lot o...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 睡前祷告词(中英)
- Bedtime Prayers Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God，" she said， "make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy." Her mother interrupted and said. "Julie，...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一个数学问题(中英)
- A Problem in Arithmetic Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic， and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily. One day on his way to...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 幸运的母亲(中英)
- Lucky Mother A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening， she was giving her small daughterher tea before...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 小妹妹(中英)
- A Baby Sister Nurse： Don't you like your new baby sister， Johnnie？ Johnnie：She's all right， but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith had got a new sister， and now he'll think I'm trying to...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 缠住不放(中英)
- Persistance Returning from a golf outing， my husband was greeted at the door by Sara， our four-year-old daughter. "Daddy， who won the golf game？ You or Uncle Richie？" "Uncle Richie and I don'...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我教老师(中英)
- I Taught the Teacher Mother asked her little boy， "Darling， what did the teacher teach you today？" "Nothing， Mum，" answered the son proundly， "instead， she asked me how much one plus two was， an...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 小男孩与驴子
- A Small Boy and a Donkey A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad. "What are you holding onto your brother so tight for...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 世界上最强的中国式英文
- 1.we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿 2.how are you ？ how old are you？ 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 3.you don't bird me，I don't bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 4.you have seed I will give you some color t...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 超速行驶的理由:让风吹干我的汽车
- 惠灵顿：一个新西兰男人以超过法定速度的两倍开车而被拘，他的理由是需要加大油门好让风吹干他的汽车。37岁的罗杰。丹尼尔以每小时120公里的速度在限速50公里的新西兰北部城镇璜加雷一带开车被逮住后给出了这么一个...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑话:The Casino
- Joke：The Casino A woman was in a gambling casino for the first time. At the roulette she says， "I have no idea what number to play." A young， good-looking man nearby suggests she play her a...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑话:Dam
- Joke：Dam One day in science，the teacher is talking about dam.A student ask the teacher，"Do you have any dam （damn）picture？？"All people in the classroom laugh！！更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英...
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- 英文笑话:57 Chevy
- Joke：57 Chevy This here's a story about Josh and his 57 Chevy. Now， his Chevy wasn't licensed but Josh used to drive it on the back roads around his farm. Well， one day last summer， the old...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑话:King Solomon
- Joke：King Solomon Two women came before wise King Solomon， dragging between them a young man in a three-piece suit. "This young lawyer agreed to marry my daughter，" said one. "No！ He agre...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑话:Samy Vellu
- Joke：Samy Vellu Samy Vellu aka Semi Value broke his right arm （the one he uses to write）。 All the doktors and the spesialis in kay ell couldn't help him and so off he went to India to seek ay...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
