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- 摩登自行车广告
- An Advertisement for Modern Bicycle Tom saw an advertisement in a newspaper for a beautiful modern bicycle which cost ￡50, so he went to the shop to have a look. After examining the bicyc...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我要做的一切就是付钱
- All I do is pay “My family is just like a nation,” Mr. Brown told his colleague. “My wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war, and my daughter is foreign...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 戴眼镜的好处
- The Advantage of Wearing Glasses Helen's eyes were not very good, so she usually wore glasses, but when she was nineteen and began to go out with a young man, she never wore glasses when sh...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那是我的裤子!
- These Are My Jeans After going on a diet，a woman felt really good about herself――especially when she was able to fit into a pair of jeans she had outgrown long ago. “Look，look.” she sh...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 时间对猪有什么意义?
- What's time to a pig？ One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, to see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their l...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 哪一位女人？
- Which woman？ One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall. On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered th...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 谁的心更好？
- Whose heart is better？ A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital. The doctor tells him that he will not live unless he has a heart transplant right away. “you're in luck, two...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 百万富翁
- CEO： “My wife made a millionaire out of me.” Assistant： “What were you before？” CEO： “A multimillionaire.” 百万富翁 首席执行官：我妻子使我成了一个百万富翁。 助手：以前你是什么？ ...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 傻瓜来信
- Mr. Henry Beecher entered Plymouth Church one Sunday and found several letters awaiting him. He opened one and found it contained the single word “Fool.” Quietly and with becoming seriousnes...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 谁的儿子最伟大
- Whose Son Is the Greatest The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. “My son is a monsignor,” said the first proud woman. “When he enters a room, people say...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 保证没走错
- To be on the Safe Side In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer. A few minutes later he returns and ask...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 在电话中交谈
- Talking on the Telephone Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to better illustrate the idea of pra...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 现在几点了？
- A Hindoo Fable - by John Godfrey Saxe I It was six men of Indostan To learning much inclined, Who went to see the Elephant （Thought all of them were blind）。 That each by obser...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 招生
- Student Recruitment The meanest principal in the world was worried that his private school would close because of lack of students. One day he called in his assistant and demanded that he g...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 绳子还是公牛？
- What time is it now？ The two boys were camping in the backyard. When they couldn't figure out what time it was, the first boy said to the second, “Start singing very loud.” “How will t...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 老板和我
- My Boss and I When I take a long time, I am slow. When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough. When I don't do it, I am lazy. When my boss doesn't do it, he is too busy. When...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他就要死了吗？
- Is He Dying？ A man was sitting in a bar with tears streaming down his face. A friend walked in and asked why he was so unhappy. The weeping one said, “The doctor has just told me I'll have...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我是个忙人
- I am a Busy Man One day a bunch of naughty children wanted to make fun of him and said to him：“ There are birds' eggs on that tree. Won't you get them for us please？ We can't climb up.” ...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 埋在花园里的枪
- Guns Buried in the Garden An old man lived alone in Northern Ireland. His only son was in prison. The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his garden but he didn't know anyone who woul...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 光着脚去
- Go Barefoot In secondary school, I was always self-conscious about my height. Once I was asked out by a life-guard. I had never really stood next to him and didn't know how tall he was,...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我自己过去
- I'll Go There Myself There was once a landlord who always pretended he was knowledgeable though he was completely unable to read or write. One day when the landlord was chatting with his...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 五百遍
- Five Hundred Times In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 经验
- Experience “your honor,” the accused hit-and-run driver's lawyer pleaded, “that man who was injured must have been careless. My client is an experienced driver of more than 20 years.” ...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 惭愧的士兵
- Ashamed Soldier Peter joined the army when he was eighteen, and for several months he was taught how to be a good soldier. He did quite well in everything except shooting. One day he and hi...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 巧合
- Coincidence A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer. “What a terrible voice！” he said. “Do you know who she is？” “Yes,” was th...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
