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- 我在哪？(中英)
- Where Am I Nat lived in a small town in England. He alwalys stayed in England for his holidays，but then last year he thought， “I've never been outside this country. All my friends go to Spai...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 牛乎，马乎？(中英)
- A Cow or a Horse A visitor from the city was annoying the farmer with his many questions. He pointed to an animal in the field. “Why doesn't that cow have any horns？”he wanted to know. ...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一个坏印象(中英)
- A Bad Impression Six people were traveling in a compartment on a train. Five of them were quiet and well behaved，but the sixth was a rude young man who was causing a lot of trouble to the ot...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 其余的事由我负责(中英)
- I'll See to the Rest A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door，talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第一次坐飞机(中英)
- First Flight Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about air accidents，so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane，Mr....
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑中英文对照：关于女人
- 柔弱又强悍 那才叫女人 女人women If you kiss her， you are not a gentleman 如果你亲她，那你就没有绅士风度 If you don't， you are not a man 可是如果你不亲她，那你就不算男子汉！ If you pr...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 武侠专用语英汉(搞笑版)
- 易筋经change your bone（改变你的骨头） 大力金刚指strongman's fingers（大块头的手指） 九阳神功nine men's power（9个男人的力量） 冲灵剑法GG and MM's sword（哥哥妹妹的剑） 洗髓经wash you（把你洗一下）...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 美国老外打碎中国碗后
- 爆笑英语：ten dollar 美国老外打碎中国碗后 有一户华人在美国开了一家中国餐厅，爸爸管账，儿子跑堂，妈妈掌厨。 一天，餐厅里来了一个老外。儿子见他一个人用餐，就向他推荐了一碗牛肉面。没想到热腾腾的面烫了...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 啼笑皆非的英语翻译
- 啼笑皆非的英语翻译： 《farewell my concubine》――再见了，我的小老婆（这可是《霸王别姬》的英文译名啊。） 《seventeen years》――十七年（故弄玄虚，《回家过年》） 《ashes of time》――时间的灰烬（《东...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 想不到英语竟也能如此搞笑
- 笑林广场：想不到英语竟也能如此搞笑 小明上英文课时跟老师说：May I go tot he toilet？老师说：Go ahead.小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿，小明又跟老师说：May I go to the toilet？老师说：Go ahead.小明又坐...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 加菲猫语录摘贴
- 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。 Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。 Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语哲理（笑话）
- 男人man 女人woman Smart man + smart woman = romance 聪明男人+聪明女人=浪漫爱情 Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy 聪明男人+笨女人=怀孕 Dumb man + smart woman = affair 笨男...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 搞笑英文格言
- One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。 Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。 Behind every successful m...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默-电话留言
- 中国家庭并不常用电话答录机（Answering Machine）,但在北美家庭，几乎家家都用。外来电话拨入时，若该电话号码的主人不在，就会让拨入者听到一段留言，这叫Answer.绝大多数的Answer都是千篇一律的：说明主人不在，请拨入者...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话:confession
- A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional box, sits down but says nothing. the Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk just sits there.Finally the...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 搞笑谚语：存心抬杠呢吧
- 存心抬杠呢吧——超级搞笑英语谚语Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。 One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话Jackasses jokes
- A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his FLASHlight around,looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from t...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默笑话：黑人的幽默
- Dear white, something you got to know 的白人，有件事你必知道。 When I was born, I was black. 我出生，我是黑色的 When I grow up, I am black. 我大了，我是黑色的 When I'm under the su...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 酒吧里的猴子The Monkey
- A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is ab...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 关于水的笑话，你知道吗
- An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class： “Anyone knows the formula for water？” “Sure. That's easy,” said one man. “What is it？” “H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.” ...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我们的尾巴(中英)
- 英语幽默：Our Tails 我们的尾巴 The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again， and said he："Let me ask the evolutionist a question ―― if we had tails...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 笑看两只蟑螂之间的讨论
- Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant. “I was in that new restaurant across the street,” said one. “It's so clean！ The kitc...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 时间就是金钱Time-Money
- As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light, I asked the driver, “Do you agree that 'Time is money'？” “Well, it's a very common saying. Who will care so much about that？” the...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 谁的爸爸是最强壮的 Dad
- Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said, “Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ？ My father's the one who dug the hole for it.” Bill wasn't impressed, “We...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一场特殊的足球比赛Match
- Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, “Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream.” “Why did it make you late？” inquired the teacher...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
