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- 采购过早
- It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with？" he asked. "Doing my christmas shopping early，" replied the defendant. "T...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 相同的职责
- A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly， also retired， in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading him to come work for him as his valet. "Your duties will be...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你叫什么名字？
- A very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had to train.He had never seen them before，so he began："My name is Stone，and I'm even harder than stone，so do what I tell you or ther...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 多少钱？
- It was winter， and Mrs. Hermann wanted to do a lot of shopping， so she waited until it was Saturday， when her husband was free， and she took him to the shops with her to pay for everything and to...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 大五个月
- The Second World War had begun， and John wanted to join the army， but he was only 16 years old， and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18. So when the army doctor examined him， he sa...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 很高兴认识你
- During World War II， a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp， and of course met a lot of men， officers and soldiers. One eveni...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 两名士兵
- Two soldiers were in camp. The first one's name was George， and the second one's name was Bill. George said， "have you got a piece of paper and an envelope， Bill？" Bill said， "Yes， I have，" and he...
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- 慎重许愿
- A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays， which fell on the same day. During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 单簧管
- When I played with a symphony orchestra， our union reached an agreement with a major airline about which instruments we could carry on board， and which had to be shipped as luggage. A cellist wa...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 要求加薪
- At the radio station where I worked， the manager called me into his office to preview a new sound-effects package we were considering purchasing. He closed the door so we wouldn't bother people...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 天气预报
- A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said， "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained. A week later， the Indian went up to the direct...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Perfect breasts
- A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her "Hey Miss， would you let me bite your breasts for 100 dollars？ "Are you nuts？"， she replies. And keeps walking...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 四位新爸爸
- Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and proudly announced to the first man， "Congratulations， sir. You're the fa...
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- 树叶没了之后(中英)
- When the Leaves Are Gone On a beautiful Octorber day，my husband and I were taking a drive through the Georgia mountains. When traffic slowed to snail's pace，we assumed there was road construc...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 爆胎(中英)
- A Flat Fire While driving along a country road in Vermont，my husband thought he had a flat fire. Stopping at a combination general store and gas station，he said to the proprietor，“I'm afraid...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 假扮夫妻(中英)
- Let's Pretend A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage on a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep ―― the man on the...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 无门可出(中英)
- Can't Get Out This was to be the new blonde flight attendant's first overnight trip，so the Captain was showing her the best place for personnel to eat，shop and stay overnight. The next mornin...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 复杂的早餐订单(中英)
- A Complicated Breakfast Order A resident in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning and said with a wonderful and cheerful smile. “Good Morning sir. What a w...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 盲人，黄色和胆量(中英)
- Blind, Blond, Ballsy A blind man walks into a bar， taps the man next him， and says， “Hey，wanna hear a blond joke？” The man says back to the blind man，“Look buddy， I'm blond. The man behind m...
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- 这只鳄鱼也没穿鞋(中英)
- This alligator isn’t wearing any shoes either A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way， but was very reluct...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 没有您喜欢的颜色吗？(中英)
- Don't You Like Any of Our Colours Today？ Mrs. Green was eighty，but she had a small car，and she always drove to the shops in it on Saturday and bought her food. She did not drive fast，because...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 您可以下来了(中英)
- You Can Come Down Now The cruise ship my friend was working on docked at a Mexican port during a very high tide. Everyone on board was forced to use the ship's narrow gangplank as a passage...
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- 解决问题的好办法(中英)
- A Good Solution A gentleman was sitting quietly in a first-class compartment. Two ladies got in. One of them saw that the window was open and she shut it before sitting down. “Open it a...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 不是犯罪而是奇迹(中英)
- Not a Crime But a Miracle David was a young man with a hobby of fishing，but he seldom got a chance to practise it. Then one summer he decided to have a holiday ih the mountains where ther...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 黑猩猩与挪威人(中英)
- A Chimpanzee and a Norwegian In 1990 the Swedes sent their first rocket up into outer space with a crew consisting of a chimpanzee and a Norwegian. On the control panel in front of them was...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
