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- 他们很忙
- One day， the phone rang， and a little boy answered. “ May I speak to your parents？ ” “ They're busy. ” “ Oh. Is anybody else there？ ” “ The police. ” “ Can I speak to them？...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 保时捷汽车500美圆
- A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye： $500 Porsche（保时捷汽车）！ New！ The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for $500， and he thought it might be a joke， but thoug...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我认为现在我们该等警察来了
- A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars， the woman says， "So...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一只导盲狗
- A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog one day. They come to a busy intersection， and the dog， ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street， leads the blin...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你确定你不知道我是谁？
- It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. Like many such freshman courses， it was designed to weed out （清除）new students， having over 700 students i...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 绅士
- Dick was seven years old， and his sister， Catherine， was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes. The children...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 三条理由
- Teacher： Stone， give me three reasons why you know the Earth to be round. Stone： Ma says so， Pa says so， and you say so！ 老师：斯通，说出三条理由来证明地球是圆的。 斯通：妈妈是这么说的，爸爸是这么...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 两磅李子
- Mother： I sent my little boy for two pounds of plums and you gave him a pound and a half. Shopkeeper： My scales are all right， madam. Have you weighted your little boy？ 母亲：我让我的小儿子来...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 哎，孩子
- Like a good father， I took my 4-year old daughter to a so-called "rug concert" at her music school one Saturday morning， called that because you sit on the rug in a group and sing songs. We sat...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我没有看到它
- Mother： I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning， Johnny， and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that？ Johnny： Well， I suppose it was so dark that I didn't notice the...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 金鱼Goldfish
- Little Amy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing， he politely asked， "What are you up to there， Amy？"...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 实际年龄
- The teacher noticed that Johnny had been daydreaming for a long time. She decided to get his attention. "Johnny，" she said， "If the world is 25，000 miles around and eggs are sixty cents a dozen， h...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我没有在听
- Mother asked her little daughter who was reading a book. "What are you reading， dear？" "I don't know." the little girl answered. "You don't know？ But you were reading aloud， so you must know...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 牛饮
- A guy hosted a dinner party for people from work， including his boss. All during the sit-down dinner， the host's three-year-old girl stared at her father's boss sitting across from her. The g...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 最低分
- "Professor， I did the best I could on this test. I really don't think I deserve a zero." "Neither do I. But that's the lowest grade I'm allowed to give." 学生：“教授先生，我这次考试已经竭尽...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 区别
- "I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class，" observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles. "When I say， 'G...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 提升
- Our son， Chris， is a premed student at Georgia Southern University in Statesboro. He is fortunate to have a job in the research lab， where they are studying Lyme disease. Recently he called home...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你是哪一个
- My two sister and I were all away at various colleges at the same time. One day， after facing one crisis too many and tired of being treated like just another undergraduate， I phoned home for so...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一分之差
- Hanging in the hallway at Whites High School in Wabash， Ind.， and the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 决心书
- Hoping to excite student interest in our reading center， I asked each teacher to write a New Year's resolution on a special form and send it to me. After I posted the resolutions on the bulleti...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 基本原则
- One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau was known of his droll sense of humor. Explaining his ground rules to one freshman class， he said， "Now I kno...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 提醒
- Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan， my husband and I decided to visit him. I was careful to call him a few days in advance to "warn" him that we wou...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 逼真的戏剧
- When I taught the introduction-to-theater course at North Dakota State University， I required my students to attend the university theater's current production and write a critique. After viewi...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他的得数只比正确答案多二
- Jack Hawkins was the football coach at an Amercian college， and he was always trying to find good players， but they weren't always smart enought to be accepted by the college. One day the coa...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 拿破仑病了
- Jack had gone to the university to study history， but at the end of his first year， his history professor failed him in his examinations， and he was told that he would have to leave the universit...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
