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- 谁更满足？
- Who's better satisfied? Who's better satisfied? A person with six children or a person with $6 million? Why? The person with six children of course. Because the one with $6 million wants more. 谁更满...
2019-01-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 让座
- To Give Up the Seat Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady." "Well, you've done the right thing," says Mommy "But Mommy, I was...
2019-01-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 救人
- Saving Lives At a pre-med university in St. Louis, we had to take a difficult class in physics. One day the professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A student rudely interrupted t...
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- 大手
- Big Hands Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have? Student: Big hands. 大手 老师：如果我左手有7个橙子，右手有8个橙子，那么我有什么？ 学生：一双大手。...
2019-01-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 什么士兵？
- What soldiers? Wife: Dear! Take a look at those soldiers gawking at the lovely young girl passing by. Husband: Soldiers? What soldiers? 什么士兵？ 妻子：亲爱的！快看那些士兵，他们看经过的那位漂亮女郎都看得发...
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- 不算太坏
- Not too Bad "Did you sell any of your paintings at the art show?" "No, but I am encouraged," he replied. "Somebody stole one." 不算太坏 “你的画在美术展上有卖出去吗？” “没有，但我还是受到了鼓励，”他回答...
2019-01-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 老虎来了
- When a Tiger comes Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of "Nikes" from his bag and start...
2019-01-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 六还是十二？
- Six or Twelve? A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that she‘d like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces she‘d like to have it cut into: six or twelve. “Oh, goodness, si...
2019-01-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 干净的杯子
- Clean Glass Joe and Fred were helping to build a house in a village. The weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they stopped wo...
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- 还没穿破？
- Are They Worn Out? "No," growled the quartermaster, "you can't have a new pair of shoes. The pair you have aren't worn out." "Not worn out," cried the recruit, " Why, if I step on a dime I can feel i...
2019-01-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 傻爸爸
- A Silly Father Mr. White was watching TV when his eight-year-old son came into the room. He cried, "Father, my grandpa just now slapped me in the face." Hearing that, Mr. White became very angry. And...
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- 他曾发誓要死
- He Swore to Die "If you refuse to marry me," he swore, "I shall die." She refused him. Sixty years later, he died. 他曾发誓要死 “如果你不答应嫁给我，”他发誓，“我就要去死。” 六十年后，他死了。...
2019-01-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 您的大衣着火了
- Your Coat Is on Fire The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count fifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it was very important. Th...
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- 我是司机
- I am the Driver The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn't let him aboard. "It's too crowded," they shouted. "What do you think you are?" "I'm the driver," he s...
2019-01-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 丑女
- An Ugly Woman Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party. Mary: Why was that? Mike: She wasn't wearing one. 丑女 麦克：一次舞会上，当大家要求我姑姑拿掉她的面...
2019-01-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一个问题
- A Question Professor: Before we begin the examination are there any question? Student: What's the name of this course? 一个问题 教授：在开始考试之前，还有什么问题吗？ 学生：考试科目的名称是什么？...
2019-01-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 母鸡的腿
- Hen's Legs Son: Why are hen's legs so short? Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their eggs into pieces when laying? 母鸡的腿 儿子：为什么母鸡的腿这么短呢？ 父亲：你真笨...
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- 生日
- Birthday Professor: When is your birthday? Kid: May 30. Professor: Which year? Kid: Every year. 生日 教授：你的生日是什么时候？ 孩子：5月30日。 教授：哪一年？ 孩子：每年都是。 更多 英语小笑话、英语...
2019-01-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 蘑菇与毒蕈
- Mushroom and Toadstool Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool? Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushr...
2019-01-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 钓鱼
- Fishing Larry and Harry drove 500 miles to go fishing. They paid a huge sum to rent a cabin, a similar about to rent a boat. They fished for three days and caught only one fish between them. On the w...
2019-01-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 推荐信
- Letter of Recommendation When Peters learned that he was being fired, he went to see the head of human resources. "Since I've been with the firm for so long," he said, "I think I deserve at least a l...
2019-01-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 小女孩的愿望
- Girl's Wish On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were t...
2019-01-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 无礼的问题
- Impudent Questions A little girl from the East Side was invited to a garden party given by a very aristocratic lady to a group of little East-Siders. The little girl, as she drank her tea and ate her...
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- 嫁给他
- Marry Him Jane loved Tony , but she worried about all the money he squandered when they went out together. "How can I stop Tony spending so much money on me?" She asked her mother. "Marry him!" 嫁给...
2019-01-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 不是我的错
- It's Not My Fault Mother (reprimanding her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail. Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling. 不是我的错 妈妈（正教训她的女儿）：你不该拽猫的...
2019-01-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
