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- Dead Kitty
- Once there was a man named Jim, who let his dog out to relieve himself late one night. He watched some TV, and then remembered to let the dog back in. When he opened the door, he was shocked at w...
2019-01-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Purpose of the Dog
- A Sunday School helper was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children began...
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- How Many Dogs Does It Take
- How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb? Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid bur...
2019-01-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Special Pig
- Farmer Jones got out of his car and while heading for his friend's door, noticed a pig with a wooden leg. His curiosity roused, he ask, "Fred, how'd that pig get him a wooden leg?" "Well Mic...
2019-01-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Does Your Dog Bite
- There was a hound dog laying in the yard. An old man in overalls was sitting on the porch. "Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?" the tourist asked. The old man replied, "Nope." So the...
2019-01-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Clues That You Should Get Offline
- You name your children Eudora, Hyperlink and dotcom. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one. You spend half of the plane tri...
2019-01-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Bicycling Uphill
- Panting and sweating, two men on a tandem bicycle finally made it to the top of a steep hill. "That was a tough climb," said the front rider. "Sure was," replied the second. "And if...
2019-01-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 名人尴尬语录
- BushGeorge Bush, US President 乔治·布什，美国总统All I was doing was appealing for an endorsement, not suggesting you endorse it.“我所做的一切只是为了呼吁你们投我的票，而不是暗示你们一定要投我的票。”...
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- 我要表现得像位女士
- 英文版I Am Acting Like a LadyOne day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being ba...
2019-01-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Breakdown
- Be careful what you wear (or don't wear), when working under your vehicle...especially in public. A couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to have their car breakdown in the parking lot. The man t...
2019-01-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 同义词=骂人
- 英文版几米漫画Synonym=Bad LanguageOne day a ten-year-old child asked his mother, "Mom, what is a synonym?""What? You even don't know what a synonym is? How foolish you are. When I describe you as foo...
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- 女孩的名字
- 英文版女孩的名字Girl's NameWhen our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine.Years later, when i felt she was old en...
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- 一位前台小姐的八级英语
- 一位前台小姐的八级英语！前台小姐：“Hello.”你好老外：“Hi.”嗨 前台小姐：“You have what thing？”你有什么事？老外：“Can you speak english？”你能讲英语吗？前台小姐：“If i not speak english, I am speaking what？” 如果...
2019-01-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 啼笑皆非的中国片的英文翻译
- 霸王别姬《Farewell My Concubine》——再见了，我的小老婆（《霸王别姬》）《Seventeen Years》——十七年（《回家过年》）《Ashes of Time》——时间的灰烬（《东邪西毒》）《All Men Are Brothers: Blood of the Leopard》——...
2019-01-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 老外学中文的爆笑笔记
- 中国人学习英文时很多初学者都喜欢用中文来标识英文发音，没想到外国人学中文时也这么干，真的很有意思。Dear Tim,shall by too dull doll by too jack won,dolphin long can Jim shall by too low,shall by too when d...
2019-01-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 武林外传搞笑语录中英对照
- 各回各家，各找各妈。 Go back home, and find your mom. 老虎不发威，你当我是HELLO KITTY。 Tiger doesn't get angry, you think it's HELLO KITTY. 额服了you,额尊敬you,额的内心崇拜you。 I admire you, I respect...
2019-01-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 猫和老鼠
- 猫和老鼠Cat and MiceMrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top." What's in your box?" asked the friend. "A cat," answered Mrs Brown. "You see I've...
2019-01-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 死后重生
- Life after Death "Do you believe in life after death?"the boss asked one of his employees."Yes,Sir."the new recruit replied."Well, then, that makes everything just fine,"the boss went on."After you l...
2019-01-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一分一块钱
- 一分一块钱A dollar per point A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over the students all hande...
2019-01-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 十大经典店铺口号
- 1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming." 一家消声器店外："根本不用预约，我们听到你来了！" 2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people." 酒店门外："帮帮忙！我们缺少...
2019-01-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 小沈阳经典台词搞笑翻译
- 小沈阳有10句经典台词逢场做戏必说,观众却也100听不厌乐不可支。1.这是为什么呢?山寨版:This is why what?学院版:Why is this?2.准备好了么?Music!山寨版:Ready well le-ma?谬贼!学院版:Are you ready? Music!3.我...
2019-01-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 律师
- Lawyers Lawyers A drunk stands up in a bar and shouts, "All Lawyers are scumbags". Another drunk stands up and yells, "Hey, I resent that remark". The first drunk yells. "Why are you a lawyer". "No"...
2019-01-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 两个律师
- Two AttorneysTwo attorneys went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks.Then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.The owner marched over and told them, "You can't eat...
2019-01-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 律师的咨询费
- 律师的咨询费律师的咨询费A man called a lawyer and asked, “How much would you charge me to answer three questions?” The lawyer said, “$400 dollars!” And the man said, “That’s a lot of money, isn...
2019-01-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 两行押韵的诗
- My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:Marrying you has screwed up my life我的心肝，我的挚爱，我美丽的贤妻，我这辈子就毁在你手里。I see your face when I am dreaming.That's why I always wake up screaming....
2019-01-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
