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- 两头猪
- 两头猪 “猪圈里什么东西会比一头猪闹出更大的声音来?”“两头猪。”Two Pigs "What makes more noise than a pig in the sty？" "Two pigs." 更多 英语小笑话、英语幽默小故事、英语笑话、英文笑话，请继...
2019-01-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 傻瓜的标记
- The Badge of A Fool A certain man reading a book that treated of the secrets of nature， fell upon a chapter in which't was said that a man who has a long beard wears the badge of a fool．Upon which our...
2019-01-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 伦敦大雾
- A London Fog It was a very foggy day in London． The fog was so thick that it was impossible to see more than a foot or so． Buses，cars and taxis were not able to run and were standing by the side of the...
2019-01-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 祖先
- Ancestors Benson was a Boston merchant and very proud of his handwriting and his ancestry． After giving a Jew salesman a norder， he gazed at his signature and said：“Pretty good writing that．Do you know...
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- 答复
- An Answer Another wrote asking why his girl always closed her eyes when he kissed her． The editor wrote that if the young man would send in his photograph they likely would be able to tell． 答复 有人来...
2019-01-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他可以占我的位置
- He Can Have My Place The sermon was everlastingly tiresome. Finally the minister said: "Having spent an half hour with I saiah, and an half hour with Jeremiah, and an half hour with Ezekiel, we come...
2019-01-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 不同的听众
- A Different Kind Of Audience Al Smith was governor of New York State. He was a famous man． He was born very poor on the East Side of New York City． He had little education． He worked very hard and won g...
2019-01-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 两个斜眼的人
- Two CrossEyed Men Two cross eyed men were riding down Pennsylvania av enue and ran into one another． "Why the devil don't you look where you are going？" said the first． "Why the devil don't you go where...
2019-01-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 疯园丁之歌
- The Mad Gardener's Song He thought he saw an Elephant， That practised on a fife： He looked again， and found it was A letter from his wife． "At length I realize，" he said， "The bitterness of Life！"He thought...
2019-01-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你知道我是干什么的吗？
- Do You Know My Work？ One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes． Two men stood outside and looked at the fire． "Before I came out，" said one，"I ran...
2019-01-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 论自告奋勇的歌唱家
- On a Volunteer Singer Swans sing before they die't were no bad thing Should certain persons die before they sing． 论自告奋勇的歌唱家 天鹅在临死之前歌唱——假如某些人 在唱歌之前死去，这不算什么坏事情。...
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- 这都是亲爱的教区长干的！
- It Was All the Dear Rector's Doing The squire and his wife had， as they say in the society novels，"drifted apart．" Rarely were they seen at the old Hall，and never together． But the kindly old rector took...
2019-01-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你为什么不跟他一起去？
- Why Didn't You Go with Him？ When I was in the grocery store I heard my friend moan，"Oh， did I just make a faux pas！" I stopped thumping melonsand gave her my full attention． "I ran into Mrs． Jones，" she wai...
2019-01-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我们在热那亚和罗马的向导
- Our Guide In Genoa And Rome Mark Twain European guides know about enough English to tangle ev erything up so that a man can make neiter head nor tail of it．They know their story by heart，—the history...
2019-01-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 愚蠢的问题
- Stupid Question Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city． Every day, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and said to him, "What's the time, please?" After a few months, D...
2019-01-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 新机长
- A New Captain Many years ago, Wonder Air was a small， very new company． It had very little money and its aeroplanes were veryold． Mr．Black flew by Wonder Air once．That day, he wentto the airport, got on t...
2019-01-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 嗬呀，嗬呀！
- Hoya，Hoya！ Some years back， a Senator from the Interior Commit teevisited an Indian reservation in Arizona， where he made a finespeech full of promises of better things．"We shall see，”he said，“a new era o...
2019-01-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 恭喜你！
- Congratulations！ "I'd like you to come right over，" a man phoned an un dertaker，"and supervise the burial of my poor， departed wife．" "Your wife！" gasped the undertaker．"Didn't I bury hertwo years ago？"&q...
2019-01-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 钟声
- The Bells The two old gentlemen were enjoying the sunshine on thesame park bench one Sunday morning． They were strangers， but one，feeling sociable and at peace with the world， remarked： "Very pleasant her...
2019-01-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 味道好极了
- Delicious!A Hollywood producer was determined to give his mothera birthday gift that would be better than any his brothers weregiving her． He heard about an amazing bird which could talk intwelve lang...
2019-01-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你没忘了你欠我的帐吧？
- You Are Not Forgetting My Bill, Are You? The successful man was lecturing to an admiring audi ence． "I must say," he concluded,"that I owe everything I have to my wife．" "Hey," shouted a tradesman at t...
2019-01-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 音乐天才
- Musical Ability During a flood in California, a TV writer whose home was washed away discovered he had musical talent． "My wife held on to a bed and floated down the canyon,"he said to a friend． "How d...
2019-01-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双鹅
- Two Gooses
My Uncle from Vermont was mailing an order to his butcher in Boston． First he bagan the note,"Kindly send twogooses．" That didn't seem right, so he started over again with "Kindly send two...
2019-01-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 不规则动词
- Irregular Verb Readers of London's New Statesman and Nation were asked to play a game originated by Philosopher Bertrand Russell．On B．B．C．'s Brain Trust programme，he had hu mourously conjugated an "irregu...
2019-01-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 希腊语
- Greek Mr．Day was a teacher at a school in a big city in then orth of England．He usually went to France or Germany for afew weeks during his summer holidays，and he spoke Fren chand German quite well． But...
2019-01-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
