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- 富有的司机
- Rich driver? Two rich ladies were sharing a taxi and talking about the high cost of going anywhere by taxi. One of the ladies said,“Taxis are terribly expensive these days. The owners g...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 到底谁在忙?
- It was half-past eight in the morning. The telephone bell rang and Mary went to answer it. “Hullo, who's that:”she asked? “It's me――Peter.” Peter was a friend of Mary's eight-ye...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 四个新爸爸
- 4 new fathers Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 说话障碍
- Speech impediment Over drinks one afternoon a buddy of mine and I were discussing former "loves". I told him that I once a girl long ago because she had a seemingly incurable speech impedim...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 屋顶遇险记
- Clarence Cleans His Roof It was an important thing 1）shoveling snow and the quality of your work could be seen by anybody driving by in a car, so people tried to get every last 2）speck of sno...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 屋顶遇险记(中)
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屋顶遇险记 铲雪可是件大事，每个开车经过的人都看得到你的劳动成果，所以人们给屋顶除雪绝对不惜余力。 有一回克拉伦斯・奔森在自家的屋顶上铲雪太卖力气了，就躺下来休息一会。他累得筋疲力尽，脚后跟便往...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 老鼠和猫
- A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice. Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, wo...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 老公和老婆的由来
- Why does a man want to have a WIFE? 为什么一个男人想要一个妻子？ Because… 因为… W― Washing 洗衣服 I― Ironing 熨衣服 F― Food 提供食物 E― Entertainment 娱乐活动 ...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 不公平
- Not fair A:Mr.Brown died yesterday,are you going to attend his funeral? B:No,of course not! A:Why not?I thought you were friends. B:It wouldn/'t be fair if I did. A:Not fair?Wha...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 在三个小时以前它是草
- Fresh milk Customer: I wonder if this milk is fresh. Waiter: Fresh? Three hours ago it was GRASS 新鲜牛奶 客户:我想知道这牛奶是否新鲜。 侍者:新鲜的?在三个小时以前它是草 A not...
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- 妈妈的文采要比爸爸好
- Homework Teacher: I'm able to read one of the essays you did for homework, but the other one is written very poorly. Student: Yes, sir - my mother is a much better writer than my father....
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 面具舞会上的尴尬
- Mask Jim: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party. ary: Why was that? Jim: She wasn't wearing one. 面具 我的姑妈，当她在一个聚会上被邀请...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 打碎镜子预示7年坏运
- Isn't it wonderful? "What are you so happy about?"a woman asked the 98-year-old man. "I broke a mirror," he replied. "But that means seven years of bad luck." "I know." he said, be...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 两个女人的故事
- 2 Women Stories A woman says to a doctor,″Each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems tohurt.″ The doctor says,″Well, maybe you should take the spoon out of thecup.″ A woman got a den...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 倒是中国人碰到麻烦
- But the Chinese did! One day Mr. Tom said to one of his friends, “I'm going to have a holiday in Beijing. But I don't speak Chinese, so I'll go to evening classes and have Chinese lessons...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 半个还是十分之五柑橘
- Half or Five Tenths? Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths? Gerald: I'd much rather have the half. Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why. Gerald:...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英国人不懂我的话了
- Improvement One student to another: "How are your English lessons coming along?" "Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't u...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 到底谁了解女人是怎样的角色?
- “女人”趣谈Who in the Hell Understands Women? 黑格尔所过：“永恒的女性指引我们前进”，可亚里士多德又说：“对待女人需要鞭子”。那么女人对于这个世界究竟是怎样一个角色，这也许永远也无定论。但是，下面这...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我是整形医生
- 男：I＇m a photographer. I＇ve been looking for a face like yours. 我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。 女：I＇m a plastic surgeon. I＇ve been looking for a face like yours. 我是整形外科医生。我...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你看上去足足年轻了20岁
- When I was 28，I was teaching English to high school freshmen in a schoolswheresoccasionally the faculty and staff were allowed to dress down. One of those days，I donned a sweatshirt and slack...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 不带脏字的英文骂人法
- 中国人常用“骂人不带一个脏字”来形容那些会骂人又刻薄的人。在英语中，我们反感那些以P、以D开头的肮脏字眼！而对于处于极度愤怒中的人来说难免也需要口头发泄发泄，但为了避免那种引人反感且自我反感的脏话，他们...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 碎杯子的秘密
- A servant broke a cup. His master was very angry and asked, "How did you break it?"
“Do you really want to know?” the servant picked up another cup and threw it onto the ground, “I brok...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 哪只鼠最牛？
- Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.
The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"
The second says, "Well I'...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他的耳朵在我口袋里！
- xIvan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" "A kid bit me," replied Ivan. "Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother. "I'd know him...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默精读【1】Two Tickets Please
- A young man was in love with a girl. At one weekend, he invited his girlfriend to the cinema. When they were at the ticket box, the young man said to the ticket seller, "Two tickets, please. "...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
