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- 诵读课
- A Lesson in Reading by Leigh Hunt I had a schoolmate who had come into school at an age later than usual，and could hardly read．There was a book used by the leaners in reading called "Dialogues between...
2019-01-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 右腿
- The Right Leg Proctor（exceedingly angry）："So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched？Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair？" Soph．（meekly）："The ri...
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- “班”和“笨驴”
- Class and Ass Professor Laurie of Glasgow put this notice on his door："Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today."A student，after reading the notice，rubbed out the "c"． Later Professor Laurie came...
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- 新生儿
- The New Baby Mr．and Mrs．Taylor had a seven year old boy named Pat．Now Mrs．Taylor was expecting another child． Pat had seen babies in other people's houses and had not liked them very much，so he was not del...
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- 汪汪叫的妻子
- A Barking Wife A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor． "When I was first married, I was very happy. I'd come home from a hard day down at the shop, and my little...
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- 一个有心的乘客
- An Observant Passenge Mr．Green went to Germany, because he had some work there．He came back last Monday, and his young wife met him at the airport．They walked to their car and passed a tall, pretty air...
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- 晚饭
- Dinner "I've had a had day at the office, dear, and I'm as hungry as a bear．Is dinner ready?" "No love．I'm afraid we'll have to go to a restaurant tonight．I've broken the tinopener." 晚饭 “亲爱的，今天办...
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- 你输了
- You've Lost On her return from school，little Dolly，aged ten，was pulled on to her Daddy's knee，and informed that the fairies had that day brought a big surprise a little baby brother．She see med glad，and pr...
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- 两个男人
- Two Men A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum．They came across one individual in the grounds, with wild eyes, dishevelled hair, feverishly endeavouring to catch flies and keep th...
2019-01-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 是哪两个词？
- What Are The Two Words？ A very nice old lady had a few words to say to her granddaughter．"My dear，" said the old lady，"I wish you would do something for me．I wish you would promise me never to use two wor...
2019-01-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 心不在焉的老师
- An Absent Minded Professor A notoriously absentminded professor was one day observed walking along the street with one foot continually in the gutter, the other on the pavement． A pupil meeting him sa...
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- 诗人的名字
- The Name of a Poet Our teacher was telling us about a new system of memory training being used in some schools today． "It works like this," she said．"Suppose you wanted tore member the name of a poet—...
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- 亚历山大大帝
- Alexander the Great Landon had made an unsuccessful attempt at the recitation,and the doctor, somewhat nettled, said："Landon, you don't seem to be getting on very fast in this subject．You seem to lack...
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- 问问你自己的吧
- Ask Your Own It was a cold，raw day at Washington．Champ Clark was discussing the gamins of the cities with an English visitor．The latter expatiated on the wit of the London type of the genius．Clark declar...
2019-01-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 帕蒂
- Paddy There was a small boy who had been given a little terrier for his very own，on which he bestowed the name of Paddy，and loved mightily．He was very saddened by the fact that he could not take his pet...
2019-01-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 青春期
- Puberty One evening，in the midst of dinner preparation，our 10 yearold daughter asked，"Mom my， what's puberty？" My wife was rushed at the moment，so she suggested that Peggy look up the word in the dictionar...
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- 惩罚的原因
- Reason of Punishment One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do." The mother exclaimed, "But that's ter...
2019-01-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 青蛙
- Frog The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, "Now I'll show you this frog in my pocket." He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich. He looked puzzled for a se...
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- 坏消息和可怕的消息
- The Bad News and the Terrible News Michael sat in his attorney's office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked. "Give me the bad news first." "Your wife found a pict...
2019-01-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 太空圆珠笔
- The Astronaut Pen During the heat of the space race in the 1960s, the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space Administration decided it needed a ball point pen to write in the zero gravity confines of it...
2019-01-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 令人满意的婚姻生活
- Contented Married Life A man was telling one of his friends the secret of his contented married life, "My wife makes all the small decisions," he explained, "and I make all the big ones, so we never...
2019-01-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我跟她还不熟
- Not Knowing Her Well Wife: Bill, the man in that house opposite always kisses his wife when he leaves in the morning and he kisses her again when he comes back in the evening. Why don't you do that t...
2019-01-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 谁是骗子？
- Who Are Crooks? A newspaper once carried an editorial which stated bluntly that half the city council were crooks. Under penalty of arrest, the editor issued following retraction: "HALF THE CITY COUN...
2019-01-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 新员工
- A New Employee Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office. "What is the meaning of this?" the director asked. "When you applied for the job, yo...
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- 丘吉尔和肖伯纳
- Churchill and Bernard Shaw Winston Churchill was Prime Minister of Great Britain during World War II. He was a fat and short man. George Bernard Shaw was a famous writer. He was tall and lean. Both o...
2019-01-19 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
