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- 我没有搞错
- I Am Not Wrong Eleanor's younger brother Freder was a simple youth. On day, Eleanor's husband, Babo, went to Africa in a hunting trip accompanied by Freder. About 3 weeks later, she receive...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 给母亲最好的礼物
- Presents To Mother There was a woman who had three sons. When they had grown up the sons left home went out on their own and prospered years later. Getting back together they discussed the gif...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The Speaker
- The Speaker The after-dinner speaker was droning on and on and on, boring everyone to tears. One of the guests, fighting to keep his drooping eyelids open, turned to the lady on his right a...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A Pledge 誓约
- A Pledge Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday, and everyone was complimenting him on how well he looked. "I'll tell you the secret," he said. "My wife and I were married seventy-fi...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 去天堂
- To Go to Heaven Sunday School teacher： Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven？ Hands up …… what about you, Terry？ You haven't got your hand up ―― don't you want to go to Heaven？ Ter...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 多少只兔子？
- How Many Rabbits？ Teacher： Now, Jonathan, if I gave you three rabbits and then the next day I gave you five rabbits, how many rabbits would you have？ Jonathan： Nine, sir. Teacher： Nine？ ...
2018-12-08 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 经典爱情26个字母
- 经典爱情26个字母A-accept（接受） “世上没有十全十美的人”。记着，你爱他，就必须接受他的一切，甚至他的缺点。 B-belief（信任） 不信任对方，经常以怀疑的口吻盘问对方，这种互相猜忌的爱情就只有分手下场。...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 经典英文幽默集锦
- Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。 One should love animals. They are so tasty.每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。 Love the neighbor...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 传教士买鹦鹉
- A preacher is buying a parrot. "Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear？" asked the preacher. "Oh absolutely. It's a religious parrot," the storekeeper assures him. "Do you see...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- If Men Got Pregnant
- If Men Got Pregnant： Maternity leave would last two years， with full pay. There would be a cure for stretch marks. Natural childbirth would become obsolete. Morning sickness would rank as the na...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Bring Me One of the Winners
- Customer ： “Waiter， my lobster is without a claw. How is that？” Waiter ： “Well， sir， they are so fresh that they fight with each other in the kitchen.” Customer ： “Take this one away， and b...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Real Women
- About real women …… If shop mannequins were real women， they`d be too thin to menstruate. There are 3 billion women who don`t look like super models and only eight who do. Marilyn Monroe wore...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Making puppy
- Making puppy A man and his son were walking through a field， and saw two dogs mating. The little boy asked his Dad what was happening. The Father replid， “Well，son， they're making a puppy.” The...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The Grand Tour
- The Grand Tour Samuel。Boyce Quoth his heir to Sir John “I‘d to travel begone， Like others， the world for to see.” Quoth Sir John to his heir， “Prithee， novice，forbear， Fo...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 两只鸟
- Two Birds Teacher： Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which？ Student： I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher： Please tell...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 经典英语笑话四则
- 经典英语笑话 A）老师在黑板上写了一句：Time is money.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道： “汤姆是玛丽。” 小明上英文课时跟老师说：May I go to the toilet？ 老师说：Go ahead.小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话三则
- 1.The Fish Net
"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"
"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.
鱼网
"你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 白里于中的笑
- 需要指出的是，胡（hu）和（who）同音，是的官（yes sir）和阿拉法特的名字瑟（Yassir）同音，咖啡（coffee）和安南的名字科菲（kofi）同音，斯和大米是一Rice. Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China.胡被任命中共SCEN...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Guns Buried in The Garden
- An old man lived alone in Northern Ireland.His only son was in prison.The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his garden,but he didn't known anyone who would help him plow up the garden. He w...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味英语Q&A
- Q： What's the difference between a monkey and a flea？ A： A monkey can have fleas， but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他真是一个大人物
- He is really somebody ―― My uncle has 1000 men under him. ―― He is really somebody. What does he do？ ―― A maintenance man in a cemetery. 他真是一个大人物 ―― 我叔叔下面有1...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 它们是从美国直接带来的
- Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States， she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我的狗不识字
- Mrs. Brown： Oh， my dear， I have lost my precious little dog！ Mrs. Smith： But you must put an advertisement in the papers！ Mrs. Brown： It's no use， my little dog can't read. 我的狗不识字 布...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 给我那个打赢的
- Bring me the winner ―― Waiter， this lobster has only one claw. ―― I'm sorry， sir. It must have been in a fight. ―― Well， bring me the winner then. 给我那个打赢的吧 ―― 服务...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 对“年轻者”的忠告
- Advice for “Kid” A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65， never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n their 70s， 80s， or 90s. So when something has to be...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
