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- Is that you Jack?
- How did you stop your husband staying late at the club? When he came in late I called out “is that you Jack?” and my husband's name is Robert. 是你吗？捷克 你是怎么防止你的丈夫不会在...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 结婚付出的代价
- A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!! 一个小男孩问他的爸爸，结婚要花多少钱？爸爸说：我不知道，因...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Falling Down
- A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his country. "There is a building so tall, it took my friend Alex 72 hou...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- What are you waiting for
- A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked woman with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn 't like it and moves on, but the husband keeps looking. ...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 前台小姐的八级口语
- 昨天来了个外国人，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，就面带微笑的："Hello?" 外国人："Hi." 前台小姐："You have what thing?"(你有什么事？) 外国人："Can you speak Eng-lish?"(你...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Mixed Doubles
- Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys? Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night. Teacher: Please tell us something about it. Nick: Oh, sor...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- What’s the problem?
- An elderly man was sitting on park bench in tears. A police officer came up and asked him what was wrong. “I have a 25-year-old wife at home . She is beautiful, charming and madly in love...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Boxing and Running
- Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, "This is a tough world, so I'm teaching my boy to fight." Friend: "But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Make your fortune
- "How did you make your fortune?" "I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience." "How did that help?" "Now he has the experience and I the money." ...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Columbus's Telephone Number
- Little Mary: I find in my history book there is always such number (1451――1560) after the name Christopher Columbus. Would you please explain why, sir? Little Rose: I can tell her, sir. It wa...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A Man of Actions
- A crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University.“You can have no doubt,”shouted a young man excitedly,“that if the Dean does not take back what he said to me this morning...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- High and Low Voice
- “Can you explain to me what the difference is between a high-pitched and low-pitched voice?” “A high-pitched voice is when my father scolds me；a low-pitched voice is when my father speaks...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- I Got an A in Maths
- Thomas is showing his report card to his father, who looks delighted. Father calls to his wife, "Hey, Marion, come and look at this report ―― I got an A in Maths. 我数学得了A 托马斯把...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Essay
- Teacher had set his class an essay in "A Game of Cricket". After two minutes Simon Steel handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. His essay read: "Rain stopped play." 作文 老师给...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- LOVE EQUATIONS
- Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy Dumb man + smart woman = affair Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 妻子要是报纸就好了
- Wife talking to her husband，who reads newspaper all day: I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day. Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily 妻子和丈夫谈话，他...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Bedtime Prayers
- Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy." Her mother interrupted and said, "Julie, why do you want...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The Perfect Son
- A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn't. B: I guess...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Did Your Dad Help You?
- One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his desk and said to h...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The First Time
- Patient: I'm so frightened, this is my first operation. Surgeon: I know just how you feel. This is my first operation, too. 第一次 病人：我很害怕，这是我第一次动手术。 外科医生：我完全理...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A swear
- “If you refuse to marry me，”he swore，“I shall die.”She refused him.Sixty years later， he died. 一个誓言 “如果你拒绝嫁给我，”他发誓，“我就去死。”她拒绝了他。 六十年后，他死了。 A Not...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- What's DC standing for?
- An American teacher asked one of her pupils, "What's the nation's capital?" The reply was "Washington DC" On being asked what the "DC" stood for, the pupils all answered： "Dot com!...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Main Entrance
- A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST DEALS.' He was horrified when another competitor opened up...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Whose Father Was the Stronger
- Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said, “Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it.” Bill wasn't impressed, “W...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Father's Thing
- When Tom Howard was seventeen years old he was as tall as his father, so he began to borrow Mr. Howard's clothes when he wanted to go out with his friends in the evening. Mr. Howard did not...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
