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- 哪一个女人
- Which woman？ One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall. On my return， I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 医生住在楼下
- The doctor lives downstairs “Doctor，” she said loudly， bouncing into the room， “I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me.” He surveyed her from head to foot. “Madam，” he said at...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 可是老师哭了
- But the teacher cried The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it， but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything， he either cried or t...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 精明的家庭主妇
- A Smart Housewife. A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited， and said： “That'll be terrific！ S...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 只算现金和信用卡
- Only cash and credit cards When a man called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room， the clerk told him that the rates depend on room size and number of people. “ Do you...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 狗也知道这个谚语吗？
- Does the dog know the proverb， too？ The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog. “It's all right，” said a gentleman， “don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb： Barking dogs...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 父亲在哪儿？
- Where is the father？ Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings. “Look，” said the elder brother. “How nice these paintings are！” “Yes，” said the younger， “but in all thes...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 是灯光吸引了他们？
- Do you think it's the light that's attracting them？ Mike and his pregnant wife live on a farm in a rural area in the west of England. No running water， no electricity， etc. One night， Mikes' wi...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 可怜的丈夫
- The poor husband “You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife，” the man complained to his friend. “She asks me a question， then answers it herself， and after that she...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我没有睡着
- I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car， every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep， and fearing he might miss his stop， he nudged him a...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 幽默的英语电话留言
- 中国家庭并不常用电话答录机（Answering Machine),但在北美家庭，几乎家家都用。外来电话拨入时，若该电话号码的主人不在，就会让拨入者听到一段留言，这叫Answer。绝大多数的Answer都是千篇一律的：说明主人不在，请拨入...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 好消息和坏消息
- An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display. "I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied. " The good news is that a gentlema...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Coincidence
- Coincidence A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer. "What a terrible voice!" he said. "Do you know who she is?" "Yes," was the an...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Two Hearts Beating
- Nurse: How do you feel after your operation? Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me. Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his wat...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A perfect son
- A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn‘t. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn‘t. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn‘t. B: I gue...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Ashamed Soldier
- Peter joined the army when he was eighteen, and for several months he was taught how to be a good soldier. He did quite well in everything except shooting. One day he and his friends were prac...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Friend for Dinne
- "Honey," said the husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel l...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- I Lost
- It was at a five o‘clock tea． A young man came to the hostess to apologize for his lateness． “So good of you to come， Mr．Jones，and where is your brother？” “You see we're very busy in the o...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 小鸡怎样事先钻进蛋壳里
- One day, a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator, chick just got out of its egg shell. 一天，老师带学生到养鸡场参观，当他们走近孵化器时，刚好...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Father's Things
- When Tom Howard was seventeen years old he was as tall as his father, so he began to borrow Mr. Howard's clothes when he wanted to go out with his friends in the evening. Mr. Howard did not...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Patience
- Angler: You've been watching me for three hours now. Why don't you try yourself? Onlooker: I haven't got the patience. 耐 性 垂钓者：你已经盯着看了三个小时了，你干嘛不自己亲自钓呢？ 旁观...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Things Have Been Okay
- A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. Then one morning at breakfas...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- As strong as youth
- Some of Nasreddin‘s old friends were talking about the young people in their town. They all agreed that old people were wiser than young people. Then one of the old men said,“But young men a...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一语双关的幽默
- 英语中有好多一语双关的幽默句子，现在为大家摘录一些常用幽默迷你句型，以供参考。 Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa. 钞票不是万能的，毕竟有时还需要信用卡。 One should love a...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一封搞笑的英文情书
- 喜欢上王小姐后，决定要给她写一封情书，这封情书一定要不落俗套。苦思之下，触发了灵感，现在卖饼干说是卖克力架，做网站的想办法上纳斯达克，那我也走国际路线，写封英文情书，扯着虎皮拉大旗，显示一下自己的才华吧。 De...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
