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- My Sister's Fingers
- Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time? Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home. Teacher: I don't see any bandages. Kevin: Oh, they weren't my fing...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Do You Know My Work？
- One night a hotel caught fire，and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes. 一天晚上，一家旅馆失火，住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡衣就跑了出来。 Two men stood outside and lo...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Hurt all over
- A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. "Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor. "You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman. "What do you mean, all over?"...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 两千万美国女人想要什么？
- Tammy bought a new book recently entitled "What Twenty Million American Women Want." Seeing the title, Doug grabbed the book out of her hand and started thumbing through （翻看）the pages. Asto...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Press bell
- Passing an office building late one night, the blonde saw a sign that said, "Press bell for night watchman." She did so, and after several minutes she heard the watchman clomping (踏着重...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The hat is brand new
- There was a little old lady standing at a corner one windy day. She was using both hands to keep her hat on while the wind blew her dress up. A dignified southern gentleman came up and said...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Too much noise in class
- It was the first day of school. As the principal made his rounds, he heard a terrible commotion coming from one of the classrooms. He rushed in and spotted one boy, taller than the other...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- First time in America
- Two guys immigrate to America. On their first day off the boat, they are wandering around New York City seeing the sights. As lunch time approaches, they decide they are hungry. They then come...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Boss and I
- When I take a long time, I am slow. When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough. When I don't do it, I am lazy. When my boss doesn't do it, he is too busy. When I do something w...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Five Hundred Times
- In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she wa...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A Gentleman
- Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes. The child...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 像妈妈的女孩
- No matter which girls he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice. "Find a girl just like your mother ―― then, she's bound to like her." ...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- All in the beginning
- One morning, on my daily walk, a car stopped alongside me and the woman driver asked, "Can you do me a favor?" "Yes, what is it?" I replied "Please tie my son's tie (领带)," she asked...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 驴和蚱蜢
- An Ass having heard some Grasshoppers chirping, was highly enchanted; and, desiring to possess the same charms of melody, demanded what sort of food they lived on, to give them such beautiful...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Our Tails
- The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question ―― if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Good Intentions
- One day a boy came to his teacher and said:" Teacher, pa wants to know if you like roast pig." "I certainly do," said the teacher, "and you tell your father he is very kind to think of me."...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Circle Of Life
- At age 4, success is not peeing your pants. At age 12, success is having friends. At age 20, success is having sex. At age 35, success is making money. At age 60, success is having...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我只是不想你一个人站那
- One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?" ...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 谁签署了独立宣言
- A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. "Johnny, who signed the Declaration of Independence?" He said, "Damn if I know." She was a little put out by his swearing, so she told him t...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Asked out on a date
- “Emily, I don't know what to do," Gloria said to her friend at work. "That good-looking Alan in accounting asked me out for Saturday night. Should I go?" "Oh, my gosh," her friend exclaime...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 便宜的停车方式
- A businessman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 为什么鱼比女人好？
- ――If you catch a fish,you don′t have to worry about its mother. ――Fish don′t care what size your worm is. ――You can catch a fish at any age. ――You can keep fish live well un...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 妻子失声了怎么办
- One guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doctor, my wife has lost her voice. What should I do to help her get it back？" 一个男人问医生：“大夫，我妻子嗓子说不出话。我应该做些什么才能帮助她？” The d...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Send the Bill to My Father
- Doctor： ″I can do nothing for your complaint. It is hereditary.″ Patient： ″then send the bill to my father，please.″ 把账单给我父亲 医生：“对你的抱怨我无能为力。那是遗传病。” 病人：...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 男女有别
- 1. FUTURE A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 未来：女人直到找到丈夫前都在担心未来；男人找到妻子后开始担心未...
2018-12-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
