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- 趣味图片英语笑话：Rubik cube魔方多维数据（双语）
- This is impossible! Christ, I feel so stupid and useless!这是不可能的!基督,我感到很愚蠢和无用!Professor Rubik 5 minutes after having invented the Rubik cube鲁比克教授发明了魔方多维数据集5分钟...
2018-11-03 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味图片英语笑话：Miss Mountain of Fat脂肪山小姐（双语）
- You stay on that bike until you've lost 5 pounds! Got it, Miss Mountain of Fat?你呆在那辆自行车上,直到你失去5磅!脂肪山小姐?Though Stella's personal trainer got results, it was not an all-toge...
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- 英语幽默漫画带翻译：我的腿好看吗？（双语）
- Fat broad: Would you say I had “great legs” or “legs to die for”?胖妞:你会说我有“美腿”还是“大长腿”?Peter: Ah…both?…彼得:啊…?…都、都有吧~Fat broad: Thank yo...
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- 英语幽默漫画带翻译：无偿（双语）
- Peter: What does “pro bono” mean?彼得:“无偿”是什么意思?Curls: It means free.卷毛:意思是免费的。Clumsy: Then why don’t lawyers just say free?笨笨:那为什么律师不说自由?Curls: They don...
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- 知行哈哈糖英语笑话之生活篇02：A dumb boy 笨小孩（中英+）
- A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer ..., "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.一个小男孩走进一家...
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- 知行哈哈糖英语笑话之生活篇05：A sympathetic visitor 有同情心的访客（中英+）
- A big burly man visited the pastor's homeand asked to see the minister's wife,a woman well known for her charitable impulses.一个高大魁梧的男人到牧师家拜访，他要求会见...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹266：人尽其才(中英)
- little boy bustled into a grocery one day with a memorandum in his hand.一天，一个小男孩匆匆忙忙地走进了一家杂货店，手里拿着一张清单。"Hello, Mr. Smith,” He said. “I want thirteen pounds of co...
2018-11-02 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹267：混合双打(中英)
- Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys?体育老师:孩子们，你们见过男女混合双打吗?Nick: Yes sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night.尼克:是的，老师，经常见。昨天夜里...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹268：我自己过去(中英)
- There was once a landlord who always pretended he was knowledgeable though he was completely unable to read or write.从前，有一个地主是个既不会读也不会写的文盲，但他却偏要在人前装作很有学问。One...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹269：你好，水手(中英)
- The grizzled old sea captain was quizzing a young, tyro naval student.一个头发灰白的老船长在测验一个从海军学校毕业的新手。"What steps would you take if a sudden storm came up on the starboard...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹274：礼物该给谁？(中英)
- A father of five children came home with a toy , summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present， "Who is the most obedient, never talks back to Mother and d...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹273：冰冻弹子(中英)
- It is almost impossible to get my husband up in the morning. While we were visiting his parents one weekend, I asked my mother一in一law how she had handled this problem over the years. "Marbl...
2018-11-02 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹272：一张生日卡片(中英)
- Covers: Forget about the past, you can't change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it.封面:忘记你不能改变的过去。忘记你不能预测的将来。Inside: Forget about the present, I di...
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- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹271：医生和管道工(中英)
- A doctor has some trouble with the sink, on a public holiday. He calls the local plumber, only to be told it's his day off…在公假这天，一个医生家的水池出了些问题。他给管道工打电话，但是却...
2018-11-02 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹270：要叫先生(中英)
- Teacher: (to a new boy) What’s，your name, my little fellow?老师:(对一位新生说)小同学，你叫什么名字?New boy: Erbert Arris.新生:我叫赫博特·阿瑞斯。Teacher: Always say ‘sir' plea...
2018-11-02 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味图片英语笑话：What do you mean你们什么意思（双语）
- 你们什么意思，船上已经有两只猎豹了！？ 好吧，我和诺亚谈谈……What do you mean, there are already two cheetahs on board!?
你们什么意思，船上已经有两只猎豹了！？
Let me talk to Noah …&hell...
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- 趣味图片英语笑话：trick or treat 捣乱（双语）
- Eric and Daniella had chosen the wrong place to trick or treat
埃里克和丹妮娜选择了错误的地方去捣乱 更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事 相关文章和资料，请继...
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- 趣味图片英语笑话：Spanish Inquisition西班牙宗教法庭（双语）
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hey, you, buy a t-shirt that says:"i was tortureded by the spanish inquisition!"嗨，你，买件t恤说“西班牙宗教法庭给我刑罚了。”the spanish inquisition made its money primarily off of merchandise...
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- 趣味图片英语笑话：Descartes笛卡尔（双语）
- you are here, therefore you are.你在这，因此是你。before making it big as a philosopher, descartes worked in the public sector.在笛卡尔成为大哲学家前，他在公共场所工作。 更多...
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- 趣味图片英语笑话：Wishes 愿望（双语）
- ron would do anything for his daughter罗恩会为他的女儿做任何事wishes:1.unicorn 2.doll 3.blouse愿望：1.独角兽 2.洋娃娃 3.女衬衫 更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Punishment 惩罚（中英双语）
- 77.Punishment77.惩罚When my daughter had her first child，her husband,Chen Xi，was serving in the army in a remote mountain area. One day，Chen Xi's superior called him int...
2018-11-02 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Tattoo 纹身（中英双语）
- 78.Tattoo78.纹身A few months after Tom and I were married一during World War II, he was shipped off to Pearl Harbor. In one of his first letters，he wrote，"I'm going to h...
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- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Share 分享（中英双语）
- 79.Share79.分享As the mother of three small children born two years apart, I'm often very tired in the evening. Their father and I have set strict rules that after st...
2018-11-02 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默小故事带翻译：Luck 幸运?（中英双语）
- 80.Luck80.幸运?Walking to work one day, my husband was hit by a car. It was a minor accident and the driver apologized，adding; "You certainly are lucky. We're right n...
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- 趣味图片英语笑话：Nazi treasure纳粹分子的财富（双语）
- hey,dude ...if you get your lady friend to rub up against my little stump,i'll tell you exactly where a nazi treasure has been buried in these woods ...嗨，哥们，如果你能让你的女朋友接近我的小树...
2018-11-02 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
