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- 英汉幽默故事选读【85】
- Post Haste My husband asked me to go to the post office to mail his resume in anticipation of a job interview. He instructed me to send it the fastest way possible. Struck by the urgency in...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【84】
- Day after Day A teacher was always so involved in the text being studied that he never looked up . He would call on a student for translation and explanation, and-without realizing it-he often...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【82】
- A Man Who Said No A friend of mine noticed a man staggering about in the Times Square subway station. A well-dressed Wall Street type, his coat was unbuttoned, a briefcase dangled from his hand...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【81】
- An Urgent Standby Passenger While in Korea, Gov. Mike Smith of Utah was relaxing in the VIP lounge the Seoul airport, awaiting his flight to Japan. At the same moment , his press secretary, Jen...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【80】
- Way of Inducing At the cleaner's, I noticed the sign "In by 10 a. m. , out by 5 p. m. " so I told the owner that I wanted to pick my clothing up at five. "it won't be ready," he said. "But y...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【83】
- The Target My cooking has always been the target of family jokes. One evening, as I prepared dinner a bit too quickly, the kitchen filled with smoke and the smoke detector went off. Although bo...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【79】
- In the air Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy and hated spending money. One day a fair came to the nearby town. "Let's go to the fair, Matt," his wife said. "We hav...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【78】
- A Preacher's Topic A preacher was asked to give a talk at a local women's health symposium. His wife asked about his topic, but he was too embarrassed to admit that he had been asked to speak a...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【77】
- At the Supermarket At the supermarket I noticed an elderly man who seemed to be following me wherever I went. As I moved to each aisle, there he was, smiling at me. Now I was wondering if he wa...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【76】
- The Problem of Two Flounders Simon was an inveterate fisherman, well known for exaggerating the size of "the one that got away". But there came a day when he actually caught two enormous flound...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【75】
- This Way to Request I had fallen and dislocated my elbow, which made writing checks for my small business nearly impossible. I called my bank to explain that the signature on my checks would lo...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【74】
- A Vacation Cruise One stupid guy reads an ad about a vacation cruise that costs only $ 100.After he signs up and pays, the travel agent hits him with a bat, knocks him unconscious and throws hi...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【73】
- You Never Called A guy spots his doctor in the mall. He stops him and says, "Six weeks ago when I was in your office, you told me to go home, get into bed and stay there until you called. But y...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【72】
- What Went Wrong A Japanese company and an American company had a boat race, the Japanese won by a mile. The Americans hired analysts to figure out what went wrong. They reported that the Japane...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【71】
- The Young Man at the Wheel My infant daughter began crying as I drove home from the store, and since she was harnessed to her safety seat in the back, I couldn't console her. Stopping for a red...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【70】
- Senior Class During the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, I told him that Mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. Delighted by the news, he bent down and gave her...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【69】
- Stunning Reply My five-year-old son was not picking up his toys while I was preparing dinner as I had asked him. When I inquired why he wasn't doing his chores, he said that he didn't feel like...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【68】
- Diet Tribe Mom was very proud that she'd lost ten pounds. On the way to the store with my husband and me she talked of little else. We dropped her off in the lingerie department, but when we re...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【67】
- Long Life A man was selling medicines at a fair. At first he sold bottles of a cure for colds for just a dollar a bottle. Many people wanted to buy it and the man's young assistant moved qui...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【66】
- The Cat and the Saucer An antiques collector was passing a small shop when he noticed a cat on the sidewalk out front, licking milk from a saucer. The man immediately realized the saucer was ve...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【65】
- A Small Surprise When his wife was expecting their third child, a father decided to tell his two sons, ages seven and nine, the facts of life. He checked out several books from the library on h...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【64】
- It's a Puzzlement I asked a colleague of mine how he liked the shirt his daughter had given him as a gift. "The color and the design are nice," he said. "But the sleeves are three inches too lo...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【63】
- A Hasty Interruption The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s.Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from a dining set purch...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【62】
- I Can't Let Him Get Away A male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is really special. I...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【61】
- Boy, Oh Boy When they're together, my five-year-old son and his cousin tend to cause mayhem. one Saturday, I put my foot down. "All right, you two," I said sternly. "No screaming , grabbing, wh...
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