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- 英汉幽默故事选读【35】
- My Roommate My roommate was interested in a young man in her English-literature class, but she was too shy to let him know. One day she overheard him say he was on his way to the library for a...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【34】
- Looking for a companion A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: ' I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports and enjoys group activities. " Back came th...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【32】
- 12 Post Cards My teen-age daughter was preparing to return home after having visited her grandparents for a few weeks one summer. Her grandfather gave her 12 post cards . "Here, write us a f...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【33】
- A Stubborn Horse The great novelist had gone mad, but now there seemed to be some hope for his recovery. For six months, he had been sitting at his typewriter pounding out a novel. Finally, he...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【31】
- Get a Job One day shortly after I had come home from college, my father was outside doing yard work. He found a baby bird under a tree and assumed it had fallen from its nest. Wanting to return...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【30】
- A Business Trip On a business trip to India, a colleague of mine arrived at the airport in Dilhi. He took a taxi to his hotel, where he was greeted by his hospitable Indian host. The cab driver...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【29】
- I'm a Police Officer When my husband, Jack, was a police officer, he once approached a home guarded by two ferocious dogs. They lunged at the screen door with such force that it opened, and the...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【28】
- A Tough Teacher A school teacher friend of mine injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. On his first day of the term, still with the cast under his sh...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【27】
- A Plumber My daughter Judy, who works for a plumbing company, found herself in need of a plumber at home. When she got to work, she asked that a plumber be sent. For several days her request wa...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【26】
- My water Thinks So Reading water meters in an unfamiliar part of town, I came upon a house with no number. Then I noticed an elderly man gardening at the first house on that block. "Excuse m...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【25】
- A Woman Who Fell It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her foo...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【24】
- Saving Grace Vacationing in Hawaii, my husband and I went out to dinner one night at one of its finest restaurants - When presented with the check, my husband reached into his pocket for his wa...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【23】
- A Bad Doctor A man walked into a doctor's examining room. "Put out your tongue," the doctor said. The man put out his tongue and the doctor said. "0. K. You can put your tongue back no...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【22】
- Job Technique Vacationing on the island of Oahu, we were waiting in our tour bus for some stragglers to show up. A man, obviously not with our group, approached the bus and was about to board....
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【21】
- I've Just Bitten My Tongue "Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother. "Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?" "Cause I've just bitten my tongue! " Notes: （1） poisonous...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【20】
- Coffee Problem A man was at the doctor's office. "Every time I drink a cup of coffee, Doctor, I have a stabbing pain in my right eye. What should I do?" he asked . "Take the spoon out of you...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【19】
- I Never Work after Supper A penny-pinching farmer didn't want his hired hand to stop working. One morning, he told the farmhand, "It's such a nuisance to come in from the field,, wash up for lu...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【18】
- Nest and Hair My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom. "What kind of bird?" my sister asked. ...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【17】
- I Want to Get Out A bar owner locked up his place at 2 a. m. and went home to sleep. He had been in bed only a few minutes when the phone rang." What time do you open up in the morning ?" he he...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【16】
- Mother's Feet To prevent our dog, Lacy, from pestering visitors to our house, my mother often massaged her as she lounged beneath the kitchen table, her favorite resting spot. One day a contrac...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【15】
- It Seemed like Hours As a band instructor at an elementary school, I require my students to turn in practice sheets signed by their parents so I can be sure they are putting in enough time. I h...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【14】
- A Clever dog A dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money, would go to the news stall to buy a paper. His friend insisted on a demonstration and handed the dog some money - The dog trotte...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【13】
- A Pleasant Surprise A friend of mine had been wanting new kitchen cabinets for a long time, but her husband insisted they were an extravagance. She went to visit her mother for two weeks, and w...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【12】
- You're Not Going to Make it Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway. "Your husband is very s...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【11】
- A Challenging Hunt A woman answered her front door and found two boys holding a list. "Lady," one of them explained, "we are on a treasure hunt, and we need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop b...
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