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- 英汉幽默故事选读【60】
- Which One to Call Back After I took office as mayor of a small Kentucky city, an unfortunate incident precipitated some hateful phone calls to my home. One night while I was conducting a city-c...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【59】
- The Cheater Donald was not very good at math. He could not understand the teacher's explanations. Even when the teacher explained something a second time, Donald still could not understan...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【58】
- Bad Business A salesman was chatting with the owner of a motel."Business is terrible," said the motel owner. 'Really bad." "But every time I drive by here you have the 'no vacancy' sign on....
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【57】
- A Prospective Horse Buyer Then there was the preacher who decided to sell his horse. A prospective buyer was impressed with the animal, but the preacher said, " I must warn you-he only responds...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【56】
- This Hole in the Ground There was once a farmer who lived near a road. It was not a busy road, but from time to time, cars passed the farm. Near the farm gate, there was a large hole in t...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【55】
- The Mistaken Father The morning following the birth of our first child, my husband was mistakenly directed to the room of another new mother on the maternity floor. As he walked into the room,...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【54】
- That's What They All Say While sitting on the bleachers during my youngest son's baseball game, I overheard another mother talking about her three-year-old daughter, who was playing with a neig...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【53】
- A Midshipman One of my fellow midshipmen at the U. S. Naval Academy was performing poorly in class and reported to his company officer for counseling., "Your marks are deplorable!" the officer...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【52】
- Not Here Kathy and Polly were friends but they liked playing tricks on each other One day Kathy met Polly in the street. She said, "Hi, Polly. It's good to see you." "How can you see me w...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【51】
- The Story of a Snail When a snail crossed the road, he was run over by a turtle. Regaining consciousness in the emergency room, he was asked what caused the accident. "I really can't remembe...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【50】
- Point of No Return My husband ordered home delivery of our local newspaper. Because we live in rural area where no street numbers are used, I was concerned that the carrier would have trouble f...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【49】
- Do Me a Favor The mechanic was very busy when I took my car in for repairs, so I settled down in the waiting room with a book I'd brought along. The mechanic was in and out answering calls, and...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【48】
- Good Thing He Has You While I was talking to a parent of one of my third-grade students, another teacher walked by. The mother, remarking how beautiful the woman was, said, "If my son had her f...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【47】
- The Very Last Birthday When I was approaching 50, I announced to my three grown children that I no longer wanted to celebrate my birthday and that they could phone me instead of sending a gift....
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【46】
- Wouldn't You Know I accompanied my eight-month-pregnant wife to her monthly checkup . We boarded the hospital's elevator to go to the appropriate floor. The only other passenger was an elderly...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【45】
- A Call from a Frog A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you . " The frog says, "This is gre...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【44】
- The Judge's Pistol One day Mel Martin stopped by the chambers of a judge with whom he had lunch appointment. As his friend changed from robe jacket, Martin noticed a shiny black pistol bolstere...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【43】
- The Shepherd and the Bureaucrat A bureaucrat was hiking when he came upon a shepherd tending a large flock. The bureaucrat took a fancy to the sheep and asked the shepherd, "If I can guess how...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【42】
- The Long and Short of It Although I had never met him, I knew that my grandfather had been five feet, six inches tall, while my stately grandmother stood five feet, eleven inches. As a teen-age...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【41】
- You Let Me Search Quite Once upon a time, there was a man who always forgot things. One day, he went out with his little son. He was so happy that he put the son ride his neck. After a time,...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【40】
- Ways end Means A man handed a pair of slacks to the department-store clerk. "I'd like these altered, please," he said. The clerk asked for the sales receipt, but after searching his pockets, th...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【39】
- She Is Left-handed A married couple, both avid golfers, were discussing the future one night. "Honey," the wife said, "if I were to die and you were to remarry, would you two live in this house...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【38】
- Pears and Plume I bought some pears at my local supermarket. At the checkout counter the cashier commented, "Oh, dear, I've charged you for plums instead of pears." "What's the difference?"...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【37】
- The Big Baby "You'll have to take care of the baby today," a woman told her husband . " I'm not feeling well." "Then you must stay in bed and rest, dear. " her husband said. "I'll be pleased...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【36】
- I Can't Stop Now The woman ahead of me in a long line at the department of motor vehicles was reading a paperback romance novel. I inched along behind her and when her turn finally came, she st...
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