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- 英汉幽默故事选读【135】
- Hunting Skills Two Russian hunters meet. "I shot a gigantic bear yesterday," says Ivan. "Look at the hide!" "How do you find such huge bears?" Sergei asks. "Easy," says Ivan. "You stand i...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【134】
- The Nice Wedding Gift We attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. Because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to send them a practical household gift, a fire extinguish...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【132】
- The Use of a Handsaw At the mall, my wife and I picked up some hardware items, including a handsaw. We were heading back to the car when we passed a steakhouse. Let's try it. " my wife sugge...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【131】
- Ways to Report Death Two brothers, Herbert and James, lived with their mother and a cat named Edgar. James was particularly attached to the cat, and when he had to leave town for several days,...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【130】
- Wedding or Not Uncle Frank, at 79, was a healthy and wealthy man, a lifelong bachelor. He courted a lot, he said, but "never boiled over-just simmered." On a whim, he decided to take a trip aro...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【133】
- A Thank-you Note Once I received a thank-you note from a friend whom I had helped. In the envelope were five lottery tickets that had been scratched, revealing the numbers. "Thank you very much...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【129】
- An Ad After a beautiful purebred puppy wandered onto our back porch and made himself at home, my husband composed an ad for the "Lost and found" column of the local newspaper. It read: "A puppy...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【128】
- I Want Her to go Nuts Mrs. Flinders decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant." "Bu...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【127】
- Easy or Not Pulling alongside our drive-up bank window, a woman was not happy with her position. So she backed up and pulled closer. Still not satisfied, she backed away and tried again. After...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【126】
- An Excellent Scheme After 20 years as a pilot, I became an airport manger and soon found the stress was getting to me. I needed a release and wanted to buy a motorcycle, but my family thought i...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【125】
- Maternal Instinct As a new father, I quickly learned the true meaning of maternal instinct. Late one night, I was summoned to the hospital to attend to one of my patients. I quietly got up in t...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【124】
- Excellent Skills After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation, the husband took out...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【123】
- It's Kind of Fitting As a freshman at the University of Dayton in Ohio, I was eager to make a good impression on my new roommate. When I arrived at our dorm room, I found her putting on perfume...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【122】
- What Color An impoverished graduate student at Clemson University in South Carolina, I was excited when my father informed me that he had bought me a car. Hardly able to contain my enthusiasm,...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【121】
- A Speeding Motorist A highway patrol officer stopped a speeding motorist. "Don't you know what the blinking lights and siren mean?" he demanded. "Yes, sir," replied the driver. "Then why...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【120】
- Three Men in a Boat Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and reeled...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【119】
- You May Select The husband complained that his wife always cooked the same dish. One day, the husband got home and asked his wife, "My dear, what will we eat today?" The wife said, "You m...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【118】
- I，You and she Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: 1, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said," I, I a...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【117】
- The Choice of Word One day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She said "Da-Dy" to the baby many times. John felt ver...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【116】
- A Boy with a Big Head A boy cried to his mother, "All the children make fun of me. They say I have a big head." "Don't listen to them," his mother said, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【115】
- The Beat Salesman in the World Harry saw an ad in a window. It said: "Wanted. The Best Sales- man in the World. Top Pay." " I' m a great salesman." Harry told himself." I can sell anything....
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【114】
- A Woman's answer A husband said to his wife, " Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish?" "Well," his wife answered at once." The reason is very simple. God made us beautiful so...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【113】
- A Short Holiday Alan worked in an office in the city. He worked very hard and really looked forward to his holidays. He usually went to the seaside, but one year he saw an ad in a newspaper...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【112】
- Only One Eye to Settle On The girl found the go-between and said, "You cheated me ! One of his eyes is not true. Why didn't you tell me this before ?" "I have told you. " said the go-between...
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- 英汉幽默故事选读【111】
- To Borrow an Ox Once upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didn't know any words. One day, one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him, so he wrote a note and asked his servant...
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