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- Computers can never replace humans. They may become capable of artificial intelligence，but they will never master real stupidity.更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英...
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- Computer Joke(11)
- True story from a Novell NetWire SysOp： Caller：“Hello，is this Tech Support？” Tech：“Yes，it is. How may I help you？” Caller：“The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty p...
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- Computer Joke(12)
- An application was for employment；a program was a TV show；a cursor used profanity；a keyboard was a piano. Memory was something you lost with age；a CD was a bank account；a hard drive was a long road...
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- The 12-Step Program for Internet Addicts
- 1）I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I use to. 2）I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing. 3）I will get dressed before noon...
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- Computer Joke(13)
- Q：An electric train is travaling South and the wind is blowing East. Which way is the smoke blowing？ A：There is no smoke it‘s an electric train.更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小...
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- Goodbyes任何爱也比不上母爱
- Mamma you gave life to me Turned a baby into a lady And mamma all you had to offer Was a promise of a lifetime of love Now I know there is no other love like a mother's Love...
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- Computer Joke(14)
- A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate：“I want a companion who is small and cute，loves water sports，and enjoys group activities.” Back came the answer：“Marry a penguin.”...
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- Computer Joke(15)
- Q：What is a programmer？ A：Someone who solves a problem you didn‘t know you had in a way You do not understand.更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大全幽默 笑...
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- Computer Joke(16)
- A guy was walking beside a pond when a frog jumped out and told him that she was really a beautiful princess and if he were to kiss her，she would make him VERY happy！He picked up the frog and pu...
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- Computer Joke(17)
- 1. Home is where you hang your @. 2. The email of the species is more deadly than the mail. 3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click. 4. You can‘t teach a new mous...
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- A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate：“I want a companion who is small and cute，loves water sports，and enjoys group activities.” Back came the answer：“Marry a penguin.”...
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- Computer Joke(19)
- Q. How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb？ A. None. That‘s a hardware issue.更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大全幽默 笑话...
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- Computer Joke(20)
- As Computer Tech I sometimes help clients over the phone. Here is a recent phone dialogue I had with one of my customers. Tech：Workshops can I help. Customer：My dog is not barking，how can I...
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- Signs you've had too much of the '90s
- 1. You try to enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven‘t played patience with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You...
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- Computer Joke(22)
- The owner of a small computer store was getting tired of fixing the exact same problem over and over on computers for people……one day 3 customers came in at the same time. He looked at them...
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- Computer Joke(21)
- CHICAGO CUBS VIRUS：Your PC makes frequent mistakes and comes in last in the reviews，but you still love it. AT&T VIRUS：Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting. MC...
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- Computer Joke(26)
- While Bill waited at the airport to board his plane，he noticed a computer scale that would give your weight and a fortune. He dropped a quarter in the slot，and the computer screen displayed：“You...
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- Mr. R.B. Jones applied for a position with the government and was accepted. On his first day the personnel dept processed his records. When asked what the R.B. stood for he informed the clerk...
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- A man calls technical support for his computer. （M = Man） （T = Technical support） M：Ok，the screen is blue and it says windows has been shut down because an error has been detected. T：All...
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- If Operating Systems were beer…… DOS Beer： Requires you to use your own can opener，and requires you to read the directions carefully before opening the can. Originally only came in an 8-...
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- First friend：“I am getting so tired of having to wade through so much Spam e-mail. Every time I sign on to get my e-mail I have to discard 20 Spam messages.” Second friend：“I used to be in...
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- If Microsoft operated Restaurants Patron：Waiter！ Waiter：Hi，my name is Bill，and I‘ll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem？ Patron：There‘s a fly in my soup！ Waiter：Try again...
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- Q. Why did the spider cross the computer keyboard？ A. To get on the World Wide Web.更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大全幽默 笑话...
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- Computer Joke(31)
- A software expert claims：“My software never has bugs――it just develops random features.”更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大全幽默 笑话...
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- Computer Joke(32)
- 10）E-Mail flames from some guy named‘Fluffy.’ 9）Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard. 8）You find you‘ve been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip. 7）Your we...
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