每日一笑：(7.27)
One day a doctor went to a store and bought a pair of shoes. Before he left the shoes counter, he asked the salesgirl: " How long will this pair of shoes last?
"It depends. If you don't use it, the shoes will never wear out."
Several days later the salesgirl fell ill and went to a hospital. And the doctor happened to be the customer she served. After the girl got the prescription from the doctor, she asked: "How soon will I get better with the medicine?"
"It depends. " The doctor answered, "If you don't use it, you will never get better.
看情况而定。
一天，一位医生到鞋店买了双鞋。他在离开柜台之前，问售货员：“这双鞋能穿多长时间？“
“看情况而定。如果您不穿它，那它们永远也不会坏。”
几天后，这位售货员病了，去医院看病。这位医生碰巧是那位顾客。
当售货员拿了处方后，问道：“吃了这药，我的病多长时间才能好呀？”
“看情况而定。”医生说，“如果你不吃药，你的病永远也好不了。”
本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/18997.html
相关文章
-
武林外传搞笑语录英汉对照
各回各家，各找各妈 go back home, and find your mom. 老虎不发威，你当我是hello kitty tiger doesn't get angry, you think it's h...
2018-10-29 英语笑话 -
Question / Answer Jokes(50)
Q. What's te definition of a bachelor pad？ A. All the house plants are dead，but there‘s something growing in the refrigerator.更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英...
2019-01-04 英语笑话 -
外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹244：上帝会来救我的(中英)
There once was a flood and everyone had reached safety except for one man. He climbed to the top of his house with the water lapping at his feet.一次洪水泛滥，每个人都被送到了安全的避难所。只有...
2018-11-01 英语笑话 -
Marriage Joke(31)
A guy gets home，runs into his house，slams the door and says，Honey，pack your bags. I won the lottery！“ The wife says，“Wow！That‘s great！I’m so happy！Should I pack for the ocean，or should I pack for...
2018-12-31 英语笑话 -
英汉双语笑话习题簿11.4.18
The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant. "You have your choice of two brains," he told the patient, "For $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist...
2018-11-24 英语笑话 -
爆笑英语幽默笑话精选39:A Little Attention注意一点（英汉双语笑话）
39. A Little Attention39.注意一点“I wish，”said an anxious mother to her careless son，“I wish you could pay a little attention to your arithmetic.”妈妈着急地对粗心的...
2018-10-31 英语笑话 -
英汉双语笑话：你活不成了
Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway.一个人得了重病，妻子伴随他去看医生。检查过后，医生示意病...
2018-10-29 英语笑话
