Boss and I
When I take a long time, I am slow.
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.
When I don't do it, I am lazy.
When my boss doesn't do it, he is too busy.
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart.
When my boss does the same, that is initiative.
When I please my boss, I am ass-kissing.
When my boss pleases his boss, he is co-operating.
I do good, my boss never remembers.
When I do wrong, he never forgets.
幽默 笑话本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/41515.html
相关文章
-
英汉幽默故事选读【46】
Wouldn't You Know I accompanied my eight-month-pregnant wife to her monthly checkup . We boarded the hospital's elevator to go to the appropriate floor. The only other passenger was an elderly...
2019-01-06 英语笑话 -
爆笑英语幽默笑话精选15：The Composition Class作文课（英汉双语笑话）
15. The Composition Class15.作文课The students in the composition class were assigned the task of writing an essay on "The Most Beautiful Thing I Ever Saw".The student who，of all the members of the cla...
2018-10-31 英语笑话 -
趣味图片英语笑话：quicksand 流沙（双语）
Not my type. He's too short ... And it seems he's getting shorter all the time!不是我喜欢的类型。他太矮了……似乎他是越来越矮了!Fuck you! I'm in quicksand! Help!去你妈的!我在流沙...
2018-11-07 英语笑话 -
College Joke(1)
The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students，so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody ca...
2018-12-28 英语笑话 -
英语笑话:为什么总喝水
导语：笑话让人快乐^_^中西方人的笑点不一样，也许你觉得捧腹大笑的笑话，老外也许还纳闷中：“很好笑吗？”老外笑的掉泪的笑话，我们也许觉得“好冷”。归根到底就是中西文化的不...
2019-01-07 英语笑话
