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- 创造性
- Creative Applying for my first job， I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications. Asked about additional schooling and training， I answered truthfully that I had spent thr...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 两元钱
- Two Dollars Jim walked into a store which had a sign outside： “Second-hand clothes bought and sold.” He was carrying an old pair of pants and asked the owner of the store， “How much will y...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 装备得当
- Being Properly Equipped A female newscaster is interviewing the leader of a youth club： Interviewer： “So， Mr. Jones， what are you going to do with these children on this adventure holiday？”...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第一次与最后一次
- 第一次与最后一次 乔治35岁时买了架小型飞机，并开始学习驾驶。不久，他就能很娴熟地驾机做各种各样的特技飞行了。 乔治有个朋友名叫马克。一天，乔治主动邀请马克乘他的飞机上天兜一圈。马克心想，“我乘大客机飞...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 超级搞笑英语谚语
- Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。 One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。 Love the neigh...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 80 years old
- An 80-year-old woman married an 85-year-old man. After about 6 months together the woman wasn't feeling well and she went to her doctor. The doctor examined and said， “Congratulations Mrs. Jon...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 无门可出
- 新来的金发空姐第一次在旅途中过班。因此，机长告诉她个人吃饭、购物、消遣的最佳地方。第二天早晨，正准备安排白天的航班时，他注意到，那名服务员没来。他知道这个服务员住在哪一个宾馆，因此，他打电话询问到底发生了...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 搞笑英语简历
- 面试人员给一位前来应征的男士一张履历表，于是就填了这样的信息―― 姓名：English or Chinese（英文的还是中文的？） 年龄：Confidential（这是私人问题） 身高：Not related to the job（这跟工作有关系么） 体重：Va...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Keys to Success成功的关键
- One day a father was teaching his son and said， “The keys to your success are keeping your word and cleverness. Once you give somebody a promise， you must carry it out on matter what will happe...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 老爸的情书
- * 老爸一直以追到有校花之称的老妈而自豪，* 但每次讲到掳获老妈芳心的致命关键的一封英文情书，* 老妈都笑的前俯后仰，经过我们一再催逼，* 老妈终于拿出老爸当年写给她的情书，* 看了真的是OH！ MY GOD，很有一套喔！ *...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A Dinner Conversation午餐的谈话
- One night, a husband and wife were having a conversation over dinner： WOMAN： What would you do if I died？ Would you get married again？ MAN： Definitely not！ WOMAN： Why not - don't you like be...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 犹太法典的逻辑
- After months of negotiation with the Russian authorities， a Talmudist from Odessa was granted permission to visit Moscow. He boarded the train and found an empty seat. At the next stop a you...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一睡醒，你就被炒鱿鱼了
- As soon as you wake up， you're fired一睡醒，你就被炒鱿鱼了 Our co-worker went missing for a few hours， and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather t...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那女人是谁?
- Who is that woman？ 那女人是谁？ The newlyweds entered the elevator of their Miami Beach hotel. The operator， a magnificent blonde， looked at them in surprise and said， “Why， hello， Teddy， how ar...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- New CEO
- On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 妈妈太忙 作业没做不是她的错
- Teacher： Mike， you're always asking your father to do your homework instead， and again this time…… 老师：迈克，你老是叫你的父亲替你做作业，这次又…… Mike： Pardon， sir， this time at first I would...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一个瞌睡学生和老师的搞笑对话
- Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking. 老师正在讲课，彼得打起瞌睡来了。 Teacher： Peter！Tell us， what's the biggest in the world？ 老师：彼得！你说说，世界上什么最大？ Peter： Well， well……e...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 昨天夜里我爸妈表演“混合双打”
- Teacher of Physical Education： Have you ever seen mixed doubles，boys？ 体育老师：孩子们，你们见过男女混合双打吗？ Nick： Yes，sir. Quite of ten. I saw it even last night. 尼克：见过，老师，经常见。就在昨...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 到底谁发现了澳大利亚
- Teacher： Find Australia on the map for me， Johnny. 老师：约翰尼，在地图上给我找出澳大利亚在什么地方。 Johnny： It's here， sir. 约翰尼：先生，在这儿。 Teacher： That's right. Now Sammy， who discove...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- MM如何拒绝酒吧艳遇
- 男：I＇m a photographer. I＇ve been looking for a face like yours. 我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。 女：I＇m a plastic surgeon. I＇ve been looking for a face like yours. 我是整形外科医生。我...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 见识一下上海乞丐的英语口语
- 星期五的下午5点，他在浦东机场下了飞机。友人告诉他，最好搭磁浮列车，因为这时候的上海，每一条大小马路都铁定塞车。 于是他搭了磁浮列车到了龙扬站，再转地铁到人民广场站，从万豪饭店方向走出地铁站。 一切看...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 死后重生Life After Death
- “Do you believe in life after death？”the boss asked one of his employees. “Yes， Sir.”the new recruit replied. “Well，then，that makes everything just fine，”the boss went on.“After you le...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 关于夫妻的英语笑话8则
- 英语和汉语一样，都具有丰富多彩的表达方式；从英语笑话中体会英语语言的精华，也是寓教于乐，轻松学习英语的好办法，现摘录关于夫妻的英语笑话八则，以飨读者。 JOKE 1 Wife talking to her husband （who reads newsp...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 美眉，我们网恋吧
- After the self-study class at night， I opened the computer. I sorted out the male net friends to the Frog Concentration Camp and several unlovely girls I've seen to the Dinosaur Concentration C...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 当笨男人遇上笨女人……
- Smart man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
