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- 经典幽默故事 四
- New Discovery（新发现） A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building， he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed， lights flashed，...
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- 经典幽默故事 五
- First Flight（第一次坐飞机） Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about air accidents， so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own sm...
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- 趣味英语短片阅读
- Belling the cat Long ago， there was a big cat in the house. He caught many mice while they were stealing food. One day the mice had a meeting to talk about the way to deal with their comm...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Three guys bet
- Three guys were in a bar and they were all pretty smashed. The first guy said， “I bet that if I had one more beer， I could fly！” The other guys bought their friend another drink. After the firs...
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- I love three....
- I love three things：the sun ，the moon and you ； the sun for the day ； the moon for the night ； and you for ever .更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大全...
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- 黄健翔激情解说版1
- “Penalty！ Penalty！ Penalty！” he screamed. “Grosso's done it， Grosso's done it！ ” “The great Italian left back！ He succeeded in the glorious traditions of Italy！ Facchetti， Cabrini and Maldini，...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 武功名称英语新解
- 冲灵剑法 GG and MM ''s soul sword （GG和MM的灵魂之剑 ，听起来好像很熟悉 ） 九阳神功 nine man''s power （九个男子的力量） 九阴真经 nine woman''story （九个女人的故事） 九阴白骨爪 nine woman catch a...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- plug and play
- 海滨浴场上，许多妙龄少女穿着某公司的广告衫信步漫游。只见广告衫的胸前印着“pentium inside”（奔腾的心），短裤上印着“plug and play ” （即插即用）。更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- One is almost about to die
- As he lay on his deathbed， the man confided to his wife， “I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was work...
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- 英语作文做法一绝
- 高中的时候 很多学校都有各种各样的模拟考 有一个人 他的英语很烂很烂 一次英文模拟考 作文题目是“A Dog” 结果那个人就这样写―― One day I see a dog. I said“Hi！” Dog sa...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Yo mama so fat...
- her nickname is “DAMN” she eats Wheat Thicks. people jog around her for exercise. she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. she has been declared a natural habitat for Con...
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- Phrase Translations
- Are you harboring a fugitive？ Hu Yu Hai Ding？ See me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man - Dum Gai Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni Your price is too high！！！ - No Bai Dam Thing！！ Did you go to...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 江青回见外宾
- 江青回见外宾，找了一个翻译。要求他要严格安她的意思翻，不许走样。 外宾一见到江青，立马拍马屁：“Miss Jiang， you are very beautiful”。 翻译照翻，江青心花怒放，嘴上还要谦虚一下：“哪里，哪里”。 翻译不...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- say sorry
- Dad ： “Son， how can you call your aunt stupid？ Go and say sorry to her“ Son ： （goes over to the aunt） “Aunt， I am sorry you are stupid. '更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默...
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- 一个前台小姐的超强暴笑八级英语
- 昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，面带微笑的： 前台小姐：“hello.” 老外：“hi.” 前台小姐：“you have what thing？” 老外：“can you speak english？” 前...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The Baby Quiz
- Q： I m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move？ A： With any luck， right after he finishes college. Q： How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu？ A： If it s the f...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- sandwiches
- There is this guy and this girl and they want to have sex. So they go to the girls house and before entering the girl stops the guy and says. “My little sister sleeps on the bottom bunk o...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- sorry sorry sorry……
- 某人刻苦学习英语，终有小成。 一日上街不慎与一老外相撞，忙说：I am sorry. 老外应道：I am sorry too. 某人听后又道：I am sorry three. 老外不解，问：What are you sorry for？ 某人无奈，道：I am sorry fi...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 2 dumb fishermen
- 2 dumb fishermen decided to rent a boat on a lake for their favorite sport. After fishing for 4 hours at various places around the lake with no luck at all they decided to try one more spot before...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Lightning
- Lightning Teacher： Why is it said that lightning never strikes the same place twice？ Roy： Because after it's struck once the same place isn't there any more！ 闪电 老师：为什么说闪电从来...
2018-12-09 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Who’s this?
- A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married.一个害羞的男人深深地爱上了一个女人，但是由于他太害羞了，多年...
2018-12-09 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- What is intelligence?
- Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?"一个非常炎热的夏日，两...
2018-12-09 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Second Floor or Fourth Floor?
- A morning of two months ago, one beautiful girl entered the elevator after me. The air became aromatic. I saw that she pressed the number 2, and then pressed number 4.两个月前的一个早晨，一位漂亮的...
2018-12-09 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 世界各地的蹩脚英语
- 我曾写过一个帖子，介绍北京市内的蹩脚英语。昨天刘钢网友给我发邮件，说这种蹩脚英语，其实世界各地都能看到，有些甚至比我国的更可笑。刘钢网友还告诉我一个网址，上面有网站主人收集的世界各地的蹩脚英语，通常是公共...
2018-12-09 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Acronym Overuse
- A woman hails a cab in NYC， jumps in and says to the cabbie. “T.G.I.F.” The cabbie just shrugs his shoulders and says， “Huh？” She repeats， “T.G.I.F.” The cabbie thinks about that fo...
2018-12-09 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
