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- 与您相识 深感压抑
- 刚来澳洲时，学习英文，经常因为混淆的词或概念闹大笑话，下面是亲身经历的几例： 一、chicken与kitchen友人在某餐馆做厨房下手，被洋朋友问及其工作时，答曰：“chicken hand”（鸡手），弄得洋朋友莫名其妙，比划了半天才明白...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Speeding
- Traveling salesmen make their living visiting as many customers as possible. So speeding to get from one appointment to the next is not unheard-of. Which is how I got pulled over by a highway...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一份搞笑英语简历
- Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。 One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。 Love the neigh...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 存心抬杠呢吧
- Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。 One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。 Love the neigh...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 为什么受伤的却是我？
- 留学回家，一天我正在看碟，女友又捧了本书进来，说道：给我讲讲这几句话什么意思。 女友：这个“i don't know.”是什么意思？ 我说：“我不知道” 女友：你留学了几年，你怎么什么都不知道！！ 我说：不是！就是“我不知...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 全球汉语考试全真模拟试题
- 给外国人的中文卷 英美高中通用第一阶段综合素质验收高一中文试卷（时间：120分钟 总分：150分） 一、听力部分听下面两段独白，每段独白后有几个小题，从题中所给的A，B，C三个选项中，选出一个最佳选项，并标在试卷的相应位...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 让王子吐血不止的公主
- 从前有一个王子被巫婆诅咒了，他每年只能说一个单词。但是，这个单词是可以累积的，就是说如果他第一年不说那么第二年就可以说两个词，以此类推。 有一天，王子遇到了一个美丽的公主，他深深地爱上了她，他想娶她为妻。...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Who Should Be Given the Gift?
- father of five children came home with a toy，summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present，"Who is the most obedient，never talks back to Mother and does everything...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 想好好笑一下吗？
- 学习英语语法及词汇已经不容易，要试着理解英语俚语更有点不可思议。一些俚语很难理解，一些更似乎不知所云。以下就有五条有趣的英语俚语你可以在日常生活中使用。只要小心正确使用就行！ “I‘m happy as a cl...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Camera
- On our way to a wedding in Vermont， my husband and I realized we had forgotten our camera. We stopped at a general store and， hoping to purchase a cheap， disposable model. Sal asked the owner， "Do...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话8则
- 英语和汉语一样，都具有丰富多彩的表达方式；从英语笑话中体会英语语言的精华，也是寓教于乐，轻松学习英语的好办法，现摘录关于夫妻的英语笑话八则，以飨读者。 JOKE 1 Wife talking to her husband （who reads newsp...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Rest in Peace安息吧
- A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card； it said "Rest in Peace"....
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The Oil Painting画像
- An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the the artist……"Paint me with diamond earrings， a diamond necklace， emerald bracelets（绿宝石手镯）， a ruby（红宝石） broach， and gold Ro...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The Grounded Conductor 未来的接班人
- Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad， and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz， asking， "What would you do i...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Little Old Lady
- A young man was walking through a super market to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him. "Pardon me，" she said. "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel unc...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The Blue Suit蓝色上衣
- A woman went into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She told the director that she wanted her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He asked， "Wouldn't it just...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我的女友
- A guy was dating a girl named Lorraine. He knew that Lorraine was the ONE. She had all the qualities that he wanted in a woman. She was smart， funny， and beautiful. Then one day in the video sto...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 它们是为丧礼准备的
- An elderly man was at home， dying in bed. He smelled the aroma of his favourite chocolate chip cookies baking. He wanted one last cookie before he died. He fell out of bed， crawled to the landin...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Be good for nothing
- A little boy says to his mother， "Mom， I'll be good for a dollar" The motherreplies， "I shouldn't have to pay you to be good， you should be good all thetime" The little boy says， "OK Mom， I'll...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Work Problem
- Employee： The stress my boss puts me under is killing me. I have migraines（偏头疼）， my blood pressure is going through the roof， I can't sleep at night， I just found out that I have an ulcer（溃疡）， and...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Musician jokes
- Q： How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb？ A： Twenty. 1 to do it and the other 19 to stand around and say， "I can do that！" Q： What do you get if Bach falls off a horse， but has...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Wonderful Weekend...
- A man and a woman walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive store. "Show the lady your finest mink！" the fellow exclaims. So the owner of the shop goes in back and comes out with an absolutely gorge...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Flute jokes
- Q： What's the definition of a minor second？ A： Two flutes playing a unison. Flute players spend half their time tuning their instrument and the other half playing out of tune. Q： Why do l...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Accordion jokes
- An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats. Q： What is the definition of an optimist？ A： An accordion player with a pager. Q： What is the difference between an Uzi and an accordion？ A： The Uz...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Drum jokes
- Q： Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses？ A： So they don't disgrace themselves at the parade. Q： How do you know if there is a percussionist at the door？ A： The knocking...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
