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- Vocal jokes
- Q： How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door？ A： He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in. Q： What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and an All-Pro offen...
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- Piano jokes
- Q： What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft？ A： A flat minor. Q： What do you get if you run over an army officer with a steam roller？ A： A flat major. Q： What do you say to...
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- Viola jokes
- Q： What is a chord？ A： Three violists playing in unison. Q： What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto？ A： Music Minus One. Q： What is the difference between a viola and a tr...
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- Bagpipe jokes
- Q： Why do bagpipers walk when they play？ A： To get away from the noise. Q： What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper？ A： Good question. We're still trying to find out too. Bagpipes （nou...
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- Violin jokes
- Q： How can you tell if a violin is out of tune？ A： The bow is moving. Q： How do you make a violin sound like a viola？ A： Sit in the back and don't play. Q： How do you make a violin sound...
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- Organ jokes
- Q： Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse？ A： They are always longing for another stop. Q： Why are a organist's fingers like lightning？ A： Because they rarely strike the same plac...
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- Cello jokes
- Q： What is the difference between a cello and a coffin？ A： The coffin has the corpse on the inside. Q： Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes？ A： So you don't have to retrain...
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- Guitar jokes
- Q： How do you make him stop playing？ A： Put notes on it！ Q： What did the guitar say to the guitarist？ A： Pick on someone your own size！ Q： What's the definition of a minor second？ A： Two l...
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- Trumpet jokes
- Q： How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb？ A： Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand around and say， "I could do that better. Q： What do lead trumpet players u...
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- Tuba jokes
- Q： What is the range of a tuba？ A： Twenty yards if you've got a good arm. Q： What's a tuba for？ A： 1 1/2 X 3 1/2. Q： There are two tubaplayers sitting in a car. Who's driving？ A： The pol...
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- French horn jokes
- Q： What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a goal post？ A： A goal post that can't march. Q： How many French horn players does it take to change a light bulb？ A： Just one， bu...
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- Harp jokes
- A harp is a nude piano. A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her harp， and the other half playing it out of tune. Q： Why are harps like elderly parents？ A： Both are unforgiving an...
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- Oboe jokes
- Q： How do you get five oboes in tune？ A： Shoot four of them. Q： What are burning oboes used for？ A： To set bassoons on fire. Q： Why does an oboist always have to fight for correct intonat...
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- English horn jokes
- Q： What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured？ A： One is far more painful to your ears. Q： What's the name of a good English horn player？ A： I'll tell yo...
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- Banjo jokes
- Q： How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb？ A： Only one， but all the others gathered around will complain that that's not the way Earl Scruggs would have done it. Q： How ca...
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- Bassoon jokes
- Q： Why did the chicken cross the road？ A： To get away from the bassoon recital. Q： Why is a bassoon better than an oboe？ A： The bassoon burns longer. Q： What is a burning oboe good for？ ...
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- Orchestra jokes
- Q： What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet？ A： A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA！ Q： What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks？ A： Stic...
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- Trombone jokes
- Q： How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn？ A： Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes. Q： How do you make a french horn sound like a trombone？ A： Take your han...
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- Clarinet jokes
- Q： What's the definition of a nerd？ A： Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet. Q： Why do clarinetists leave their cases on the dashboard？ A： So they can park in the handicap zones. ...
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- Piccolo jokes
- Q： How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison？ A： Shoot one. Q： Two musicians are walking down the street， and one says to the other， "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night？" ...
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- Bass jokes
- Q： Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist？ A： He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass player which one. Q： How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb？ A： Only on...
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- Saxophone jokes
- Q： What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw？ A： It's all in the grip. Q： What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax？ A： You can tune the lawnmower and the...
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- Driver illegally parks
- A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile. "I've circled the block for 20 minutes. I'm late for an appointment， and if I don't park here I'll lose my job. Forgive u...
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- Working on the road
- A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and， after filling his tank， he paid the bill and bought a soft drink. He stood by his car to drink his cola and he watched a couple of men working along...
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- Travel with a horse
- An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily， a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled， "Pull， N...
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