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- 征妻
- A man placed an ad in the classifieds： “Wife wanted.”The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same： “You can have mine.”更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 掌握丈夫24小时行踪的妻子
- Q： What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is 24 hours a day/seven days a week？ A： A widow.更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大全丈夫 妻子 笑话...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 关于爱情的至理名言
- I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. 爱一个人不是因为他（她）是谁，重要的是和他（她）在一起有感觉。 The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting rig...
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- 你的马价格真是太便宜了
- After his beloved horse died， a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper like this：“ Horse saddle and bridle for $50.” Inadvertently the paper added a comma to the ad， which read instead：“...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 金庸小说中武功的英文翻译
- 九阴白骨爪 nine woman catch a white bone （九个女人抓著一个白骨，老外看了还以为会出现召唤兽呢） ； 两仪剑法 1/2 sword （二分之一的剑，请问是左右二分之一还是上下二分之一啊） ； 一阳指 one finger just lik...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 如果男人喜欢上了喝酒和吸烟……
- A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. “I couldn't help noticing how happy you look，” she said. “What's your secret for a long happy life？” “I smoke th...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 老婆从飞机舱掉出去了
- Stumpy Grinder and his wife Martha were from Portland， Maine. Every year they went to the Portland Fair and every year Stumpy said， “Ya know， Mahtha， I'd like ta get a ride in that theah aihplane...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我没有蛀牙
- No Cavities A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit，“Hey mom，the dentist says I have no cavities. ” His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised，“It's impossible ――you ne...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 礼物该给谁?
- Who Should Be Given the Gift？ A father of five children came home with a toy，summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present，“Who is the most obedient，never talks...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 照相机
- Camera On our way to a wedding in Vermont， my husband and I realized we had forgotten our camera. We stopped at a general store and， hoping to purchase a cheap， disposable model. Sal asked the...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 令人啼笑皆非的中国片英文翻译
- farewell my concubine》――再见了，我的小老婆（这可是《霸王别姬》的英文译名啊。） 《seventeen years》――十七年（故弄玄虚，《回家过年》） 《ashes of time》――时间的灰烬（《东邪西毒》，这个译名意味深长，...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Roles And How We Play Them
- Whenever I'm disappointed with my spot in my life， I stop and think about little Jamie Scott. Jamie was trying out for a part in a school play. His mother told me that he'd set his heart on...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 《天下无贼》经典台词英文版
- 1、I have said a hundred times，we need team work，always seek the best in the team.The purpose of the trip，is to train our team in real situation and to test our new members.those deserving specia...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The Rescue
- A man had fallen between the rails in a subway station. People were all crowding around trying to get him out before the train ran him over. They were all shouting. "Give me your hand！" but...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Mother Mouse
- A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat， and the cat watched the mice. Mother mouse barked fiercely， "Woof， woof，...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A Letter from Mom
- Dear Son， I'm writing this slow， cause I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you first left. Your Dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of hom...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The Blind Date
- After being with her all evening， the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier， he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Department-store automatic answering machine
- "If you are calling to order or send money， press 5." "If you are calling to register a complaint， press 64-59834822955392." "Have a good day."更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默...
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- 它们还是"名字"吗?
- 如同“陈世美”在中文里就是“负心郎”的代名词，美国俚语中大量的表达方式中也涉及了名字。由于政治，历史，宗教，文化，日常生活的原因，姓名演义在英文交流中的应用既频繁又生动。现小举几例如下： 1.We can pay you...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 分享平凡生活的乐趣:幽默的电话留言
- 美国家庭中的电话机一般都有留言提示功能，也就是当外人打入电话时，如果主人不在家，电话没人接，电话机会自动播送一段提示，内容通常是：抱歉，家里没人，请您听到“嘟”的一声之后，将您的姓名与电话号码留下来，我回家之后，马...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 民主党人患了SARS
- 退回到上个世纪50年代，美国的民主党曾竭力发展现代的福利国家体系，该体系是早在20年以前罗斯福总统执政期间所创立的。当时某些共和党人批评国会中的共和党议员不仅过分地与民主党人合作，而且还听他们领导。这些...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 叫你笑晕的前台小姐英语
- 昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，面带微笑的： 前台小姐：“Hello.” 老外：“Hi.” 前台小姐：“You have what thing？” 老外：“Can you speak english？” 前...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 经典英文幽默
- Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。 One should love animals. They are so tasty.每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。 Love the neighbor...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 见识一下上海乞丐的英语口语！
- 星期五的下午5点，他在浦东机场下了飞机。友人告诉他，最好搭磁浮列车，因为这时候的上海，每一条大小马路都铁定塞车。 于是他搭了磁浮列车到了龙扬站，再转地铁到人民广场站，从万豪饭店方向走出地铁站。 一切看...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- “护花使者”不是我
- 1. You are a beautiful flower in my mind.在我心目中你就像花一样。 2. Have you got a Flower Guardian， a lover？ 你有护花使者了吗？ 3. What kind of man do you prefer， someone like Xie Tingfen...
2018-12-10 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
