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- 把蛋糕切两半，凯瑟琳
- Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new cl...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 失声
- One guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doctor, my wife has lost her voice. What should I do to help her get it back？" 一个男人问医生：“大夫，我妻子嗓子说不出话。我应该做些...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语绕口令
- 1. Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
你能够像罐头工人一样装罐头吗？
2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 外公为什么会有一个女孩子的名字
- When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine.Years later, when I felt she was old eno...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 法官在讯问刑事被告时带着关爱的心情
- It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner."What are you charged with?" he asked."Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我轻声吹了个长长的口哨
- I promised my girlfriend a gold necklace for her birthday, but when the jeweler quoted a price for one we liked, I let out a long, low whistle. "And how much are they then...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 蛀牙
- 小男孩儿看完牙医,面带微笑地回到家。“嘿,妈妈,牙医说,我一颗蛀牙也没有。” 妈妈惊讶地瞪大眼睛“不可能——你睡觉前都把巧克力盒子里的糖吃得精光,而且从来不刷牙!” 这时,男孩...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第1189期双语笑话 谁更有礼貌
- A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the f...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我妈妈上周六嫁给了他
- At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his high school alma mater. One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a par...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 微博上的囧言囧语①
- Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms. 动物真是合意的朋友啊，它们啥都不问，啥也不吐槽。...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我看见英格兰人正在砍价
- An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gate of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake."Gi...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 所以都没人知道拿破仑遭遇了不幸
- Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he would have...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 不过那不是我想要的词
- In Sunday school, the minister was trying to illustrate the word “miracle”. "Boys and girls," he said, "suppose I stood on the roof of a ten-story building, lost my balan...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 帅又不能当饭吃”英语表达
- 有时候和妈妈辈的人讨论男生，在你一脸花痴地说“那个男生长得很帅”时，妈妈们往往会冷冷来一句，帅又不能当饭吃。那么，老外会怎么表达“帅不能当饭吃”呢? 我们先来看看中国人怎么用英...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 大写Google和小写google之间的微妙区别
- 去年的6月15号，牛津英语辞典(OED， Oxford English Dictionary)正式将“Google”一词收录。7月，第11版的Merriam-Webster Collegiate Dictionary也收录了这一词。并且有趣的是，牛津英语辞典...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 这只猫可以抓住那些老鼠
- Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top." What's in your box?" asked the friend. "A cat," answered Mrs Brown. "You se...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 无语的拒绝
- 语言反映智慧。一起来看看以下搞笑经典的对白吧，你会发现我们身边的语言是多么智慧！ Boy: May I hold your hand? Girl: No thanks,it isn't heavy. Boy: Can I buy you a drink?...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 要是我们一旦分手 我还能用得上它
- At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Shall I engrave her name on it?" the jeweler asked.The customer thought for a mo...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 只要把那扇门关好乘务员说别的事我来搞定
- A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage."...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 At Auction Fair 拍卖会上
- At auction spot, someone has lost a bag, in which has the vital document.The owner says, "Once who picked it up brings it to me, I will take out 200 dollars to remunerate re...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 再来一瓶
- A competition which subject is on giving up drinking is proceeding. One of lecturers says excitedly, " Alcohol can break down conjugal（婚姻的） relation, even cause your wife...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 紧挨着奶酪的照片有张老鼠的照片
- One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the shops. There she bough...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我们就不会吵到外屋的人了
- At the radio station where I worked, the manager called me into his office to preview a new sound-effects package we were considering purchasing. He closed the door so we...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他们要再动我一下我就不开店门了！”
- It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30, the store's opening...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我就马上开始唠叨起大学生活里的糟心事儿
- My two sisters and I were all away at various colleges at the same time. One day, after facing too many crisis and tired of being treated like just another undergraduate, I...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
